The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Nursing a bowl of porridge in the hope that it will restore energy levels and help any dullness in me head to go away 

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Bristol appears to be inhabited by dwarf females. And whoever designed the one-way system should be taken outside and gently shot in the back of the head.

[GROWLER]

New job prospect for Mrs M.R. then is it Moanio? 

You still shifting and lifting stuff in the tat shop? 

[Nick]

Ah yes, the Bristol road system 

[Barman]

Bristol appears to be inhabited by dwarf females.

Do they have small Bristol Cities then?   

[The Moan Ranger]

And then some raddled jizz-bucket in Costalot Coffee berates me for rolling a ciggy in the shop. I wasn't going to smoke it inside, daft bint!

Yes Growler, still doing the Mr Shifter stuff. I quite enjoy it!

[Nick]

I am off to the local market, like

[GROWLER]

And then some raddled jizz-bucket in Costalot Coffee berates me for rolling a ciggy in the shop. I wasn't going to smoke it inside, daft bint!

Yes Growler, still doing the Mr Shifter stuff. I quite enjoy it!

Did I ever tell you about me coming within a whisker of causing a mini riot and getting meself 'banged up' after an exact incident at Venice staion back in July? 

No, thought not. better leave it at that before the 'righteous brothers' get on me case again.

[Barman]

And then some raddled jizz-bucket in Costalot Coffee berates me for rolling a ciggy in the shop. I wasn't going to smoke it inside, daft bint!

Yes Growler, still doing the Mr Shifter stuff. I quite enjoy it!

Did I ever tell you about me coming within a whisker of causing a mini riot and getting meself 'banged up' after an exact incident at Venice staion back in July? 

No, thought not. better leave it at that before the 'righteous brothers' get on me case again.

Oh Growler! 

Just tell the bloody story will ya? 

[Nick]

He did mention it at the time 

[GROWLER]

He did mention it at the time 

Did I?

Well dig a link out to save me the trouble. I can't remember discussing it in here tbh for the very aforementioned reeason.
I ain't got time now anyway
Other folks business's to run while 'they're out sunning and bevvying themselves into oblivion like.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I would very much like to know who stole all my buses in West Brom.    Made me late getting home. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Ah yes, the Bristol road system 

I used to work in Bristol, on a car park. 

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

    Hook, line and .... do you enjoy fishing?