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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4080 on: September 30, 2010, 05:30:15 PM »
I await your call  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4081 on: September 30, 2010, 05:36:22 PM »
You shall have text upd8s ...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4082 on: October 01, 2010, 07:41:33 AM »
Pastis has deserted his southern buddies  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4083 on: October 01, 2010, 07:43:10 AM »
I may be buying him a pint later  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4084 on: October 01, 2010, 07:55:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 01, 2010, 07:43:10 AM
I may be buying him a pint later  whistle:

Is my bessy mate Pasty up here then?

Why haven't I been informed prior to reading this please? evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4085 on: October 01, 2010, 08:21:45 AM »
I got my Mini moved to Larnaca for free by the builders up the road...

Took them a bog cold box full of beers and cokes just now to express my gratitude and rather foolishly asked if they needed a hand (it is Greek National day today so they are short and the client comes back tomorrow)...

They said 'yes'...  Banghead

It is thirty-two degrees and I have about twenty tonnes of gravel to move...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4086 on: October 01, 2010, 08:27:20 AM »
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4087 on: October 01, 2010, 08:30:47 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4088 on: October 01, 2010, 08:49:01 AM »
Oh dear, still if you could take some pictures of your back in a while we could point and laugh at your bikini strap marks. point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4089 on: October 01, 2010, 09:06:13 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 01, 2010, 07:55:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 01, 2010, 07:43:10 AM
I may be buying him a pint later  whistle:

Is my bessy mate Pasty up here then?

Why haven't I been informed prior to reading this please? evil:

Whoops!

I wonder  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4090 on: October 01, 2010, 09:09:56 AM »
Well, if you fancy a little excursion to Frodsham, Mr Bear  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4091 on: October 01, 2010, 09:16:10 AM »
I shall have a pint or two with my dad on his birthday today, although I don't fancy going out in this weather. Foul.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4092 on: October 01, 2010, 10:48:26 AM »
Pastis reports arrival in Warrington. Complaining about the weather  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4093 on: October 01, 2010, 10:48:58 AM »
look after our roving reporter now.....has he seen cows yet ?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4094 on: October 01, 2010, 10:49:26 AM »
I have blisters...  sad24:
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