They got a taxi to the hotel... 
...apparently the driver was mute - he managed to con them out of €35 tho.... 
It gets betterer....

...they drove all the way to Nicosia (where the Panjero conked-out)...
...but they'd taken the registration and insurance documents for MeMi....
...so they couldn't have crossed the border to *koff* The North anyway...
