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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41910 on: August 14, 2015, 07:27:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41911 on: August 15, 2015, 05:48:43 AM »
Picked Miss I up from the hairyport and she was like a rag doll noooo:

Brought her back here for dinner and she announced she needed a bath. Found her asleep in said bath half an hour later  noooo:

Put her to bed where she has snored like a piglet all night. noooo:

She shows no signs of regaining consciousness  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41912 on: August 15, 2015, 06:51:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 05:48:43 AM
Picked Miss I up from the hairyport and she was like a rag doll noooo:

Brought her back here for dinner and she announced she needed a bath. Found her asleep in said bath half an hour later  noooo:

Put her to bed where she has snored like a piglet all night. noooo:

She shows no signs of regaining consciousness  noooo:

Teabagging required...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41913 on: August 15, 2015, 06:52:23 AM »
If it weren't for the snoring I would have to assume she is dead  noooo:


















And yes, I had to look it up  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41914 on: August 15, 2015, 07:06:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 06:52:23 AM
If it weren't for the snoring I would have to assume she is dead  noooo:


















And yes, I had to look it up  ::)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41915 on: August 15, 2015, 07:08:03 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 15, 2015, 07:06:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 06:52:23 AM
If it weren't for the snoring I would have to assume she is dead  noooo:


















And yes, I had to look it up  ::)


 char048

He teabagged her for sure.... ::)

...no wonder she is pretending to be asleep....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41916 on: August 15, 2015, 07:09:25 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41917 on: August 15, 2015, 07:18:11 AM »
I had to look it up as well...

 noooo:

Shame on you for thinking such.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41918 on: August 15, 2015, 07:18:56 AM »
Uncle, like me, is a gentleman  angel1

No signs of life yet  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41919 on: August 15, 2015, 08:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 07:18:56 AM
Uncle, like me, is a gentleman  angel1

No signs of life yet  noooo:

You can get tablets for that



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41920 on: August 15, 2015, 08:26:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41921 on: August 15, 2015, 08:30:58 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 15, 2015, 08:25:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 07:18:56 AM
Uncle, like me, is a gentleman  angel1

No signs of life yet  noooo:

You can get tablets for that




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41922 on: August 15, 2015, 08:43:53 AM »
A faint cry of "Teeeeeeeeeea" drifts in  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41923 on: August 15, 2015, 08:59:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2015, 08:43:53 AM
A faint cry of "Teeeeeeeeeea" drifts in  noooo:


No that's tee hee heee hee heee  point:

Should have put yer kecks on before you went and checked on the poor girl.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41924 on: August 15, 2015, 09:03:53 AM »
SHe's gone back to sleep  noooo:
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