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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41985 on: August 19, 2015, 10:04:00 AM »
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Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

I've popped the heat exchanger - €182 for a new one!  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41986 on: August 19, 2015, 10:05:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41987 on: August 19, 2015, 10:07:56 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41988 on: August 19, 2015, 11:29:50 AM »
We are having one of those days  noooo: noooo:

I should be at St Pancras. Instead I seem to be near Stevenage. I think  rubschin: Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41989 on: August 19, 2015, 03:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 10:07:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead

If it isn't the heat exchanger it could be the henweigh, have you checked that?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41990 on: August 19, 2015, 04:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 03:49:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 10:07:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead

If it isn't the heat exchanger it could be the henweigh, have you checked that?  rubschin:

What's a henweigh...?

...about ten pounds.... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41991 on: August 19, 2015, 04:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 04:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 03:49:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 10:07:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead

If it isn't the heat exchanger it could be the henweigh, have you checked that?  rubschin:

What's a henweigh...?

...about ten pounds.... ::)

No worse than half of the jokes you've posted on here  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41992 on: August 19, 2015, 05:30:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 10:07:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2015, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:49:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Amazon Link?  If your shops can't be arsed to open, they snooze they lose

 rubschin: Tis strange that you get Laundrettes for people without washing machines but not the equivalent for those without dishwashers.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41993 on: August 19, 2015, 07:26:32 PM »
"Ongoing train problems" means that I have to share First Class with plebs angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41994 on: August 19, 2015, 07:36:03 PM »
A text comes in from Apey......the bride would like a slow dance with her step father that isn't a love song do I have any good suggestions.

I suggested two very nice songs. The bride is now crying in a corner as both her parents died last year and each had one of my songs at their funeral. What are the chances?!  eeek:

Last time I try to be helpful . facepalm:  oops.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41995 on: August 19, 2015, 07:37:34 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 19, 2015, 07:36:03 PM
A text comes in from Apey......the bride would like a slow dance with her step father that isn't a love song do I have any good suggestions.

I suggested two very nice songs. The bride is now crying in a corner as both her parents died last year and each had one of my songs at their funeral. What are the chances?!  eeek:

Last time I try to be helpful . facepalm:  oops.

Perhaps we should start calling you Nickola...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41996 on: August 19, 2015, 07:38:06 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41997 on: August 19, 2015, 07:43:09 PM »
"Sorry for the delayed departure. Unfortunately we cannot leave without the driver."  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41998 on: August 19, 2015, 07:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2015, 07:43:09 PM
"Sorry for the delayed departure. Unfortunately we cannot leave without the driver."  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

why are you uspet. I would be pleased that they didn't leave without the driver.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #41999 on: August 19, 2015, 07:46:04 PM »
They could have let me drive  rubschin:
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