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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42000 on: August 19, 2015, 07:48:09 PM »
yes darling they could, but that would need a whoooooole other thread and some of us have to sleep tonight.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42001 on: August 19, 2015, 07:58:27 PM »
They could have let me drive  rubschin:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42002 on: August 19, 2015, 09:43:34 PM »
A text comes in from Apey......the bride would like a slow dance with her step father that isn't a love song do I have any good suggestions.

I suggested two very nice songs. The bride is now crying in a corner as both her parents died last year and each had one of my songs at their funeral. What are the chances?!  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42003 on: August 19, 2015, 09:44:01 PM »
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42004 on: August 19, 2015, 09:44:54 PM »
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Amazon Link?  If your shops can't be arsed to open, they snooze they lose

 rubschin: Tis strange that you get Laundrettes for people without washing machines but not the equivalent for those without dishwashers.

I don't think Amazon ship dishwashers to Cyprus...  noooo:

You can buy mine.... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42005 on: August 19, 2015, 09:48:42 PM »
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Amazon Link?  If your shops can't be arsed to open, they snooze they lose

 rubschin: Tis strange that you get Laundrettes for people without washing machines but not the equivalent for those without dishwashers.

I don't think Amazon ship dishwashers to Cyprus...  noooo:

You can buy mine.... Thumbs:

How much is Misty...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42006 on: August 19, 2015, 09:50:31 PM »
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Amazon Link?  If your shops can't be arsed to open, they snooze they lose

 rubschin: Tis strange that you get Laundrettes for people without washing machines but not the equivalent for those without dishwashers.

I don't think Amazon ship dishwashers to Cyprus...  noooo:
Ah yes

You need the all new Dish Laundrette then.  Or loads of invites
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42007 on: August 19, 2015, 09:52:39 PM »
Taking the dishwasher apart....  evil:

I've gubbed it....  redface:

BM has gubbed something???  Shocked:




 whistle:

 evil:

Thing is, I'm not sure if the heat exchanger was the issue....  Banghead

So no point spending €182 on a part that may not fix the fault - time for a new machine...  Banghead Banghead

Of course, all the fucking shops are closed for August holidays....  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Amazon Link?  If your shops can't be arsed to open, they snooze they lose

 rubschin: Tis strange that you get Laundrettes for people without washing machines but not the equivalent for those without dishwashers.

I don't think Amazon ship dishwashers to Cyprus...  noooo:
Ah yes

You need the all new Dish Laundrette then.  Or loads of invites

Or Marigolds...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42008 on: August 19, 2015, 10:33:33 PM »
Hot bath and bed  NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42009 on: August 20, 2015, 08:47:20 AM »
Today we are mostly going to Essex for afternoon tea with friends - who don't live in Essex either

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42010 on: August 20, 2015, 09:17:04 AM »
2 telephone interviews. Coffee with Miss I and then taking her to the hairyport (again)  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42011 on: August 20, 2015, 09:24:04 AM »
Working on the front door....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42012 on: August 20, 2015, 09:24:29 AM »
2 telephone interviews. Coffee with Miss I and then taking her to the hairyport (again)  ::)

Perhaps she's moonlighting as cabin staff  rubschin:





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42013 on: August 20, 2015, 09:27:17 AM »
2 telephone interviews. Coffee with Miss I and then taking her to the hairyport (again)  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42014 on: August 20, 2015, 09:27:50 AM »
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