The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Been for a swim in the sea now relaxed on sunlounger ...ahhh bliss 

Got you beach towel on the lounger nice and early?

[Uncle Mort]

Spent most of the day watching two chaps from the water company digging up my front garden trying to trace a leak.

They arrived at 11:30. At 1:30 they had dug a very deep hole and declared leak found, another 15 minutes and they would be done. They left at 5pm after digging another deep hole on the footpath and tunnelling under the boundary brick wall.

The "put it all back as it was" should arrive tomorrow. (sans leak of course)

[Nick]

Is it time for my "They are looking into it" joke?

[Uncle Mort]

Yes, let's have it then 

[Nick]

Not in the mood now  . Need more milk

[Uncle Mort]

More milk! you all white?

[Nick]

Cravings 

[Uncle Mort]

Miss I is preggers 

[Nick]

No. But I think I might be 

[Uncle Mort]

That photo of you with the naked ladies that you posted on FB does seem to point to that possibility 

[Barman]

Spent most of the day watching two chaps from the water company digging up my front garden trying to trace a leak.

They arrived at 11:30. At 1:30 they had dug a very deep hole and declared leak found, another 15 minutes and they would be done. They left at 5pm after digging another deep hole on the footpath and tunnelling under the boundary brick wall.

The "put it all back as it was" should arrive tomorrow. (sans leak of course)

They won't be back.... 

[Barman]

That photo of you with the naked ladies that you posted on FB does seem to point to that possibility 

 

[Barman]

I spent the day betwixt two government offices in Limassol.... 

[Uncle Mort]

Spent most of the day watching two chaps from the water company digging up my front garden trying to trace a leak.

They arrived at 11:30. At 1:30 they had dug a very deep hole and declared leak found, another 15 minutes and they would be done. They left at 5pm after digging another deep hole on the footpath and tunnelling under the boundary brick wall.

The "put it all back as it was" should arrive tomorrow. (sans leak of course)

They won't be back.... 

 

[Barman]

Spent most of the day watching two chaps from the water company digging up my front garden trying to trace a leak.

They arrived at 11:30. At 1:30 they had dug a very deep hole and declared leak found, another 15 minutes and they would be done. They left at 5pm after digging another deep hole on the footpath and tunnelling under the boundary brick wall.

The "put it all back as it was" should arrive tomorrow. (sans leak of course)

They won't be back.... 

 

Imagine that scene - but with the tree being much taller.....