The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I nipped over the road to a pub for a pee. . . . needed both hands and a foot underneath.....

 

[Nick]

We talked about his shrift 

[Darwins Selection]

We talked about his shrift 

But they are always short. 

[Nick]

I offered him help on the matter. He was eating chorizo at the time and left much of it 

[apc2010]

I nipped over the road to a pub for a pee. . . . needed both hands and a foot underneath.....

 

 

[Steve]

We talked about his shrift 

But they are always short. 

[Nick]

Indeed 

We also discussed shrift extensions     

At length

[Barman]

Going for a curry lunch at the Masonic Lodge... 

You're home early? how was it?

Bizarrely, they still haven't asked me to join.... 

Hmmm, I wonder why.....?

I can't think.

That is no impediment to membership in my experience.

[Nick]

BM is now optimistic about his apron and little hammer thingy 

He can do garlic crushy stuff whenever LL commands 

[Miss Creant]

I am surrounded by idiots, dolts and imbeciles. 

I do have a rather nice crate from the Chemistry department of the university, I will get another one later today.   I have a new project.

[Steve]

I am surrounded by idiots, dolts and imbeciles. 

I do have a rather nice crate from the Chemistry department of the university, I will get another one later today.   I have a new project.

Mustard Gas?

[Barman]

I am surrounded by idiots, dolts and imbeciles. 

I do have a rather nice crate from the Chemistry department of the university, I will get another one later today.   I have a new project.

Firewood...? 

[Darwins Selection]

I am surrounded by idiots, dolts and imbeciles. 

I do have a rather nice crate from the Chemistry department of the university, I will get another one later today.   I have a new project.

Owld Sierra?

[Miss Creant]

No crates.