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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42556 on: September 21, 2015, 01:03:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42557 on: September 21, 2015, 01:11:35 PM »
Waiting for a phone call.....

Did Misty tell you the Queen was going to ring you?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42558 on: September 21, 2015, 04:27:56 PM »
Waiting for yet another a phone call  ::)







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Does make for an awful scene.  There's the condemned man in his last moments and the tension goes up another notch when the phone rings.  A hopeful smile lightens up his face as a warder picks it up and hears a strident voice . . .





 . . . "You may have been mis-sold PPI insurance, press 5 to talk to an operator or press 9 to have your number removed . . ."
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42559 on: September 21, 2015, 07:44:10 PM »
Waiting for yet another a phone call  ::)







happy001

Does make for an awful scene.  There's the condemned man in his last moments and the tension goes up another notch when the phone rings.  A hopeful smile lightens up his face as a warder picks it up and hears a strident voice . . .





 . . . "You may have been mis-sold PPI insurance, press 5 to talk to an operator or press 9 to have your number removed . . ."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42560 on: September 22, 2015, 06:11:46 AM »
Today I shall mostly be sawing down a tree...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42561 on: September 22, 2015, 06:54:36 AM »
Various errands and a trip to the "office". Oh, and waiting for another a phone call  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42562 on: September 22, 2015, 07:13:47 AM »
Off to Pafos to buy a chain saw....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42563 on: September 22, 2015, 07:17:51 AM »
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42564 on: September 22, 2015, 07:22:37 AM »
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

The shop will be closed...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42565 on: September 22, 2015, 07:55:37 AM »
Off to Pafos to buy a chain saw....  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42566 on: September 22, 2015, 07:57:59 AM »
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Barman being legless could take on a whole new meaning...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42567 on: September 22, 2015, 08:04:24 AM »
Today I shall be mostly trying to do all my work before I go on a likkle holiday  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42568 on: September 22, 2015, 08:04:40 AM »
Off to Pafos to buy a chain saw....  whistle:

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You've got a big one Mr. Darwin Sir!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42569 on: September 22, 2015, 08:05:21 AM »
That's to tackle his mighty turnips  :thumbsup:
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