Off to Pafos to buy a chain saw.... 


You've got a big one Mr. Darwin Sir! 

Actually, it is too bloody heavy for normal sized people. Like waving a motorbike engine around.

Mine has a lot less paint on it as well..
I have a lad of Incredible Hulk stature who uses it.

"Berkshire born and Berkshire bred
Strong of arm and thick of head"