The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Been s fairly intersting day, ended up helping a mate and her brother's girlfriend sort out their halloween costumes. Was dragged around fancy dress shops, novelty shops and eventually into Anne Summers. 

And how does the corset suit you...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I was texting some of the girls the other night abut a hen night thing and just confirming what I had to buy from Ann Summers.... I sent the text to The Brat 

[Nick]

She prolly knows more than you.

Or at least as much now 

[Grumpmeister]

Been s fairly intersting day, ended up helping a mate and her brother's girlfriend sort out their halloween costumes. Was dragged around fancy dress shops, novelty shops and eventually into Anne Summers. 

And how does the corset suit you...? 

Not a Rocky Horror theme this year 

[Grumpmeister]

I was texting some of the girls the other night abut a hen night thing and just confirming what I had to buy from Ann Summers.... I sent the text to The Brat 

Could be worse Miss D, you could have been trying to buy grass and text the local sheriff by mistake 

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/06/montana.marijuana.texting/index.html?iref=obinsite

[Nick]

Nogbush City Limits

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I will, thanks for the advice.  Going to cycle to the airport tomorrow, will have to use pink suede slippers or Clicky shoes    Have so far fallen out of the car and slipped onto my back on wet decking.   

Nick, NICK?  Where are you Nick?     Mind he just has chaos around him I seem to be the chaos? 

Separated at birth 

  Do you know Miss D I was thinking that myself, very worrying to have anything in common with Nick! 

You realise that means you could also be related to BM...... 

 

[Barman]

I will, thanks for the advice.  Going to cycle to the airport tomorrow, will have to use pink suede slippers or Clicky shoes    Have so far fallen out of the car and slipped onto my back on wet decking.   

Nick, NICK?  Where are you Nick?     Mind he just has chaos around him I seem to be the chaos? 

Separated at birth 

  Do you know Miss D I was thinking that myself, very worrying to have anything in common with Nick! 

You realise that means you could also be related to BM...... 

 

You're worried about incest aren't you...? 

[Grumpmeister]

I think Tipsy's good taste will protect her in that regard 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Had a wander around the farmers market today and I've realised there are some really strange local delicacies. According to the sign one stall was selling freshly cooked cock crabs. 

[Snoopy]

Cock Crabs are the males ~ renown for having more of the flavoursome white meat.

Female crabs are Hens and have more of the darker meat.

It is a matter of taste. 


Bloody Northerners ....     Life isn't all bloaters you know

[Darwins Selection]

Bloody Northerners ....     Life isn't all bloaters you know

    

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Packing the Berlingy and will be leaving to return to England in about an hour.   

See you all when I get home.

[Barman]

Off on a Classic Car treasure hunt... in an MGB Roadster... with no hood... and the forecast is pissio...