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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43035 on: October 31, 2015, 11:15:07 PM »
No, this is my life. Christ I have been hiding from and Italian surgeon with a wheelchair for hte last 5 days  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43036 on: October 31, 2015, 11:17:57 PM »
No, this is my life. Christ I have been hiding from and Italian surgeon with a wheelchair for hte last 5 days  scared2:

I beg you, please write a book.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43037 on: October 31, 2015, 11:19:36 PM »
Tomorrow I have instructions to measure a baby grand piano and then tape string to a wooden floor to mimic its dimensions. This seemed normal until I thought to write it down  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43038 on: October 31, 2015, 11:24:33 PM »
I slipped and sat in a massive puddle. A man with a torch strapped to his head had to help me up  sad24:

Sweetie, are you high?


we wont judge.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43039 on: October 31, 2015, 11:27:51 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43040 on: November 01, 2015, 06:53:18 AM »
Gardening... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43041 on: November 01, 2015, 06:55:56 AM »
Already  Shocked:  I have not got to the end of my night yet!  surrender:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43042 on: November 01, 2015, 07:53:03 AM »
Already  Shocked:  I have not got to the end of my night yet!  surrender:

Remember we are two hours ahead and ten years behind you....  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43043 on: November 01, 2015, 08:14:26 AM »
 lol:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43044 on: November 01, 2015, 09:14:14 AM »
Tape measure
String
Masking tape
Pencil
Sat Nav

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43046 on: November 01, 2015, 12:25:48 PM »
Mad cats time then off to Londinium where it's going to be Fog bound especially for the journey home  scared2:.

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43047 on: November 01, 2015, 12:53:09 PM »
Cleaning the oven ..which has to be the worst domestic chore there is  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43048 on: November 01, 2015, 02:12:42 PM »
Cleaning the oven ..which has to be the worst domestic chore there is  evil:

Could be worse, you could be cleaning BM's after pizza night...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #43049 on: November 01, 2015, 03:42:44 PM »
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I am back. I am an utterly broken man NickSick
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