Picked her up from the station (moan, groan, sniffle
)
Took her home and made her my special medicine (Beecham's Powders,honey and a lot of whisky)
Poured it down her at which point she curled up and started snoring
Going back later with a funnel to insert some soup into her
Went to collect prescription for me from quack
Took it to the chemist
Pharmacist came out to see me
P: Is this for you?
Me: Yes
P: Is this dose correct?
Me, consulting scrip: Yes
P: Um, what exactly is wrong with you??
I tell him
P: Hmmmmmmm
Me: Anything wrong?
P: The high dosage. Never seen this outside Intensive Care Unit
