Aunt's funeral
Hope it went well. From what you posted before she deserved a class send off
My brother drove us both to Oxford. 3 hours later than planned, due to the fact his 21 year old son had borrowed his car to visit one of his girlfriends in Birmingham, chose the "Home" option on the sat-nav not knowing that the sat-nav and company car was previously owned by someone in Sheffield...the dozy twat only realised he was going wrong way as he passed Manchester...
We arrived at the pre-paid hotel about 20:45. Me and bruv consumed 22 pints between us before we decided to crash out. At breakfast with the rest of the family we both had 3 pints of Guinness with the full English. Thence to the funeral - all very proper - and onwards back to the "house" for "refreshments". White wine, red wine, countless bottles of Abingdon Bridge bitter and then across to the pub for more draught Abingdon Bridge, large G&Ts and large Bushmills. The best Whiskey ever. Then a cab back to the hotel and more Guinness. I have felt better than I did this morning. Bruv was driving me home, so only I had Guinness with my breakfast.
A good do.
Wait... your bro consumed 18 pints .......on the 1st night....... 
To be fair, TMR can pour a beer down his neck for a small one...
Remember when we met him in Pafos...?
He did disappear off to the bog a lot tho...
