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Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2016, 02:52:55 PMQuote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 01:21:52 PMWent to the supermarket today.... Shopping all done - filled the trolley up with 'stuff'... Went to buy the bread I like and the girl went behind the scenes and got me some 'fresh ones' that were still warm... Then the girl on the till (who had the biggest nose I've ever seen!) made the packing boy double-bag my wine... Then I realised at the till that LL has taken my credit card to the UK and left hers in my wallet! It is in her maiden name too so if big nose had noticed I would have had no way of proving it was my wife's! Luckily she didn't... I love that place! Good job you went shopping wearing LL's clothes or you would be going hungry/thirsty. Don't tell her...
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 01:21:52 PMWent to the supermarket today.... Shopping all done - filled the trolley up with 'stuff'... Went to buy the bread I like and the girl went behind the scenes and got me some 'fresh ones' that were still warm... Then the girl on the till (who had the biggest nose I've ever seen!) made the packing boy double-bag my wine... Then I realised at the till that LL has taken my credit card to the UK and left hers in my wallet! It is in her maiden name too so if big nose had noticed I would have had no way of proving it was my wife's! Luckily she didn't... I love that place! Good job you went shopping wearing LL's clothes or you would be going hungry/thirsty.
Went to the supermarket today.... Shopping all done - filled the trolley up with 'stuff'... Went to buy the bread I like and the girl went behind the scenes and got me some 'fresh ones' that were still warm... Then the girl on the till (who had the biggest nose I've ever seen!) made the packing boy double-bag my wine... Then I realised at the till that LL has taken my credit card to the UK and left hers in my wallet! It is in her maiden name too so if big nose had noticed I would have had no way of proving it was my wife's! Luckily she didn't... I love that place!
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 02:54:09 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2016, 02:52:55 PMQuote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 01:21:52 PMWent to the supermarket today.... Shopping all done - filled the trolley up with 'stuff'... Went to buy the bread I like and the girl went behind the scenes and got me some 'fresh ones' that were still warm... Then the girl on the till (who had the biggest nose I've ever seen!) made the packing boy double-bag my wine... Then I realised at the till that LL has taken my credit card to the UK and left hers in my wallet! It is in her maiden name too so if big nose had noticed I would have had no way of proving it was my wife's! Luckily she didn't... I love that place! Good job you went shopping wearing LL's clothes or you would be going hungry/thirsty. Don't tell her... SO LL has to shave her head and pretend to be you?
Nottingham approaches. Car park and then the fun begins
Not entirely sure what I am supposed to be doing..........
Top tip:If invited to speak at a conference at a university ensure that you reaad the invite carefully so that you don't go the wrong university
I am sure you enjoyed the peace and quiet
