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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4470 on: October 19, 2010, 09:06:55 AM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4471 on: October 19, 2010, 09:18:17 AM »
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Almost before your time though?
You must have just missed the Brut Generation (both sexes)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4472 on: October 19, 2010, 09:19:40 AM »
Oh dear...I did Brut in my teens and Youth Dew in my twenties. redface:

I seem to be back in Hampshire. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4473 on: October 19, 2010, 09:25:30 AM »
I had a visit last evening from a "Youth Outreach Worker" who was soliciting my help for some "project" he has to get yoof off the streets in the village.
He reeked of Lynx  sick2:

I have lit incense to rid the room/house of him.


As an aside he seemed p*ssed off somewhat when I pointed out he was wasting his time on a long term project since his employer (Local County Council) will have sacked him and closed his department within 6 months due to "cutbacks". They are already in debt ..... The deluded fool seems to think that his job is too important to be dispensed with. He then said "I would do this job for nothing as I love it so much" IDIOT!
He had no answer to my question as to how he planned to work for nothing but still pay his rent.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4474 on: October 19, 2010, 09:53:35 AM »
I had a visit last evening from a "Youth Outreach Worker" who was soliciting my help for some "project" he has to get yoof off the streets in the village.
He reeked of Lynx  sick2:

I have lit incense to rid the room/house of him.


As an aside he seemed p*ssed off somewhat when I pointed out he was wasting his time on a long term project since his employer (Local County Council) will have sacked him and closed his department within 6 months due to "cutbacks". They are already in debt ..... The deluded fool seems to think that his job is too important to be dispensed with. He then said "I would do this job for nothing as I love it so much" IDIOT!
He had no answer to my question as to how he planned to work for nothing but still pay his rent.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4475 on: October 19, 2010, 10:05:14 AM »
Oh dear...I did Brut in my teens and Youth Dew in my twenties. redface:

I seem to be back in Hampshire. surrender:

A little while back some females got on the bus, mixed age group - one of them was wearing Youth Dew.
Funny how a smell can suddenly make a load of memories resurface.

The ex Mrs Tel used to wear Youth Dew (I used to buy it for her)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4476 on: October 19, 2010, 10:10:29 AM »
I have just been out to sign up for a gardening evening class. I can only do it on condition I agree to take a "Level 2" literacy class   cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4477 on: October 19, 2010, 10:10:53 AM »
I have just been out to sign up for a gardening evening class. I can only do it on condition I agree to take a "Level 2" literacy class   cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4478 on: October 19, 2010, 10:26:21 AM »
I have just been out to sign up for a gardening evening class. I can only do it on condition I agree to take a "Level 2" literacy class   cussing:

Why?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4479 on: October 19, 2010, 10:26:45 AM »
Mrs Snoopy has encountered similar problems. It is only so the fooking college can claim more money from the gummint. I may go along and make trouble  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4480 on: October 19, 2010, 12:12:12 PM »
SWWLTBO had to do this too, as do all students she teaches.

She scored: Numeracy 72 out of 72, Literacy 70 out of 70.

This was in the assessment session ...... they said she didn't need to take the course and gave her the certificate. ::)

Anyway it saved 30 valuable hours of her time on the course but she had to argue to be allowed to sit the assessment first.
"What's the point of an assessment if you won't let me take it before you know what I need to be taught?" seems to have won the day!

IDIOTS!

The course is computer based and even the boys can do it. The THW was most miffed that she had to do it before she was allowed to do A levels ..... She had A and A* in her Maths and English GCSEs but "the rools say etc.........."
Even her teachers said it was a waste of time but the Gov't. send in people from the Job Centre to administer the tests at the High School!

Never mind Nick ~ You'll prolly get 3 whole CATS points for the certificate! I'm sure you'll find them handy despite your Phd! Only another 217 points and they'll allow you to attend an undergraduate course at Derby Uni.

Edit PS The idea is one of Ed Balls(ups) schemes as an answer to people coming into teaching who have foreign degrees but can't necessarily speak English. As always the intention was good but the law of unintended consequences comes into play! Now everyone who attends a course at a college of FE has to prove they can speak, write and add up before they are allowed on the course and all have to go through this crap. SWWLTBO knows that some people she teaches (History A levels, Latin A Levels, Access to Higher Education  etc are there to learn ..... the ones that object are those that are doing other course for "Entertainment" .... Like the 74 year old Professor of Mechanical Engineering who has long retired and is attending a course in "Creative Writing" and wants to try his hand at writing for Mills and Boon as an "earner" and to pass the time.
The Numeracy and Literacy tests are basic maths and English and are 'pooter based tick box question and answer sessions.
Most people SWWLTBO encountered when she went to do hers were classroom assistants ~ the majority failed!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4481 on: October 19, 2010, 12:44:46 PM »
Oh dear...I did Brut in my teens and Youth Dew in my twenties. redface:

I seem to be back in Hampshire. surrender:

A little while back some females got on the bus, mixed age group - one of them was wearing Youth Dew.
Funny how a smell can suddenly make a load of memories resurface.

The ex Mrs Tel used to wear Youth Dew (I used to buy it for her)

Youth Dew  sick2:

You were responsible for making it so popular then were you Tel ..oh and Miss C  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4482 on: October 19, 2010, 12:45:51 PM »

As an aside he seemed p*ssed off somewhat when I pointed out he was wasting his time on a long term project since his employer (Local County Council) will have sacked him and closed his department within 6 months due to "cutbacks". They are already in debt ..... The deluded fool seems to think that his job is too important to be dispensed with. He then said "I would do this job for nothing as I love it so much" IDIOT!
He had no answer to my question as to how he planned to work for nothing but still pay his rent.

What an eejit .... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4483 on: October 19, 2010, 08:36:11 PM »
Oh dear...I did Brut in my teens and Youth Dew in my twenties. redface:

I seem to be back in Hampshire. surrender:

A little while back some females got on the bus, mixed age group - one of them was wearing Youth Dew.
Funny how a smell can suddenly make a load of memories resurface.

The ex Mrs Tel used to wear Youth Dew (I used to buy it for her)

Youth Dew  sick2:

You were responsible for making it so popular then were you Tel ..oh and Miss C  lol:



Twas miles better than Brut.
Adjudged to be too "heavy" for todays discerning young fillies though.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4484 on: October 19, 2010, 08:43:31 PM »
My Dad..'cough'...used to wear this, when he ran out of Brut... redface:

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