The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Off to Bath for a few days 

TMJs......

[Steve]

Off to a Mortuary, posting may be light

yes really

[apc2010]

Off to a Mortuary, posting may be light

yes really

 

[Nick]

I am back like Took Miss I up the Vale of Belvoir 

[Steve]

I'm back like

What a fucking mess this is going to be to sort out.   One dead Uncle in Law 2 hours drive from here, no will to be found so far in a house that is in as big a mess as you could imagine and as far as we can work out Mrs K is the closest relative.  And guess how much it costs to get him cremated on a standard basis?  £4,300 

Still better to be sorting the mess out than be the dead person.

[apc2010]

I'm back like

What a fucking mess this is going to be to sort out.   One dead Uncle in Law 2 hours drive from here, no will to be found so far in a house that is in as big a mess as you could imagine and as far as we can work out Mrs K is the closest relative.  And guess how much it costs to get him cremated on a standard basis?  £4,300 

Still better to be sorting the mess out than be the dead person.

Sorry to hear////

[Darwins Selection]

I'm back like

What a fucking mess this is going to be to sort out.   One dead Uncle in Law 2 hours drive from here, no will to be found so far in a house that is in as big a mess as you could imagine and as far as we can work out Mrs K is the closest relative.  And guess how much it costs to get him cremated on a standard basis?  £4,300 

Still better to be sorting the mess out than be the dead person.

Sorry to hear your problem. Sadly these things are all too common and add to the distress.

I am sure you don't need telling that you will eventually get the funeral/cremation/wake costs back from his estate once it is sorted.

[Steve]

I'm back like

What a fucking mess this is going to be to sort out.   One dead Uncle in Law 2 hours drive from here, no will to be found so far in a house that is in as big a mess as you could imagine and as far as we can work out Mrs K is the closest relative.  And guess how much it costs to get him cremated on a standard basis?  £4,300 

Still better to be sorting the mess out than be the dead person.

Sorry to hear////

Sorry to hear your problem. Sadly these things are all too common and add to the distress.

I am sure you don't need telling that you will eventually get the funeral/cremation/wake costs back from his estate once it is sorted.

Ta both but we weren't close.  Just the closest he had legally so the buck stops with us.

But his neighbours have been superb, they'd saved his life 3 times before and looked after him big time just couldn't save him this time.   

[Barman]

Today I shall mostly be in Limassol...

[Nick]

Today I am mainly doing nuffink 

[Steve]

Sorting cadaver related stuff and delayed visit to Mother. 

Much  will be involved

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

[Barman]

I'm back like! 

It must be 'drive like an utter cunt' day in Limassol today... 

[Nick]

Why? What did you do?