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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4740 on: November 03, 2010, 07:20:48 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4741 on: November 03, 2010, 08:01:43 AM »
Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house  eeek:

Plod on the way!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4742 on: November 03, 2010, 08:03:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house  eeek:

Plod on the way!

Is she hot stuff then...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4743 on: November 03, 2010, 08:04:39 AM »
|Our doormat is  evil:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4744 on: November 03, 2010, 08:19:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house  eeek:

Plod on the way!

Growler will be an unbelieving bear  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4745 on: November 03, 2010, 08:28:05 AM »
There is a house in Nott Ingham
They call Nick's shack of fun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor gal
And God I know I'll never be one  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4746 on: November 03, 2010, 08:33:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4747 on: November 03, 2010, 08:59:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 08:19:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
Good news: all locks changed
Bad news: young lady finds she can't get in and, um, tries to set fire to the house  eeek:

Plod on the way!

Growler will be an unbelieving bear  lol:

You know me SO well. sleep017

Still, if all this crappy land of fantasy twiddle twoddle entertains you lot, then so be it I suppose. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4748 on: November 03, 2010, 09:01:20 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4749 on: November 03, 2010, 09:02:46 AM »
I believe every word.  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4750 on: November 03, 2010, 09:05:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 08:28:05 AM
There is a house in Nott Ingham
They call Nick's shack of fun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor gal
And God I know I'll never be one  whistle:


There is a house in Nottingham
A hooker burnt it down
Plod, they came -arrested her
She was wearing Nick's dressing gown

 whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4751 on: November 03, 2010, 09:08:09 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

We should have a thread of limericks dedicated to Nick  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4752 on: November 03, 2010, 09:17:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4753 on: November 03, 2010, 09:20:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 03, 2010, 09:08:09 AM
lol: lol: lol:

We should have a thread of limericks dedicated to Nick  rubschin:

There is a house in Nottingham
A loony he lives there
His hoover full of ladybirds
And hookers on the stairs
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #4754 on: November 03, 2010, 10:12:41 AM »
There was a new neighbour called Nick
Whose new house was so full of tricks
In the garage, in the hall
These 'ladies' did it all
But not him...that would be taking the mick  whistle:

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