The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Today will start with the sheer excitement of Kwik Fit and will likely go even further downhill.  It is my lot

[Uncle Mort]

Count yourself lucky   

[Barman]

Been everywhere... 

[Steve]

Count yourself lucky   

Oh I do (seriously)

But as days go it was 'interesting'

Over 2 hours freezing at (the otherwise excellent Kwik Fit) while two of Mrs K's less than cheap tyres were condemned and replacements ordered, delivered and fitted at sadly GREAT expense 

Then on to Marks and Sparks for an excellent lunch and then she spent yet another fortune on jimjams 

(My feeble attempts to retaliate by looking at advanced geekery in PC world came to nought)

Then the cat wants taking for a walk (this is a daily routine now) but decides it's frightened of leaves and it's all my fault 

Then over 2 hours arguing with Microsoft to get her the free Office 365 for a year wot she was promised.      and finally 

And now cook says she won't make chips for din dins 

but yes, mustn't grumble.   


In good news the £ rose a little,  seems Marmite on our shelves has been saved, Dylan got a Nobel Prize  and Australia has officially declared Trump to be a 'Revolting Slug'    .

Tomorrow morning we will be back at Kwik Fit this time with my car 

[apc2010]

Count yourself lucky   

Oh I do (seriously)

But as days go it was 'interesting'

Over 2 hours freezing at (the otherwise excellent Kwik Fit) while two of Mrs K's less than cheap tyres were condemned and replacements ordered, delivered and fitted at sadly GREAT expense 

Then on to Marks and Sparks for an excellent lunch and then she spent yet another fortune on jimjams 

(My feeble attempts to retaliate by looking at advanced geekery in PC world came to nought)

Then the cat wants taking for a walk (this is a daily routine now) but decides it's frightened of leaves and it's all my fault 

Then over 2 hours arguing with Microsoft to get her the free Office 365 for a year wot she was promised.      and finally 

And now cook says she won't make chips for din dins 

but yes, mustn't grumble.   


In good news the £ rose a little,  seems Marmite on our shelves has been saved, Dylan got a Nobel Prize  and Australia has officially declared Trump to be a 'Revolting Slug'    .

Tomorrow morning we will be back at Kwik Fit this time with my car 

Drink .........   it is generally a solutin ....

[Steve]

   a bottle of Stella is receiving some attention as i type with the other mit

[apc2010]

  a bottle of Stella is receiving some attention as i type with the other mit

My humour is wasted ....as I am most of the time ......

[Steve]

  a bottle of Stella is receiving some attention as i type with the other mit

My humour is wasted ....as I am most of the time ......

[Grumpmeister]

Well so far this week has felt like a bloody wake, just 2 shifts left. 

There is a rumour that the staff piss up will start on Sunday morning as soon as the last guest has gone... 

[Steve]

Well so far this week has felt like a bloody wake, just 2 shifts left. 

There is a rumour that the staff piss up will start on Sunday morning as soon as the last guest has gone... 

Posting will be light on Sunday you say?

Can we assume Monday is looking iffy too?

[Grumpmeister]

Not sure yet, the contents of the bar have already been claimed for one of the other hotels, may depend on some creative stocktaking.. 

[Barman]

Not sure yet, the contents of the bar have already been claimed for one of the other hotels, may depend on some creative stocktaking.. 

 

[Barman]

Moar sightseeing - Limassol today...

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Market Day in Limoux today then fish and chips in the bar tonight.   

[Steve]

So gets ready to go to Kwik Fit. Tyre totally flat. Plugs in pump and it conks out at 15psi. Plugs in alternative pump and that conks out at 27 psi.

But that's good enough to drive to Kwik Fit

Not if the conking out was cos the battery was flattened by the exercise

And is the car where I can get jump leads to it?

nooo:

This is going to be a bad day