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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47445 on: October 14, 2016, 11:14:41 AM »
So Mrs K comes to investigate. "Why is the battery charger plugged into the garage when we have an outside socket?"

"Cos I can't be arsed with the padlock"

"Oh I'll do it she says"

Cue me having to spend ages with oil and pliers unjamming the padlock

Have finally got to Kwik Fit my credit card is clearly going to be needed
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47446 on: October 14, 2016, 11:58:25 AM »
Working on a bid for some work and talking to my No. 2 to coach him in his application for the job I have been doing for the past three months.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47447 on: October 14, 2016, 12:48:08 PM »
Back from Limassol....  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47448 on: October 14, 2016, 12:49:14 PM »
Done with werk for today. Quack, and then pub o'clock cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47449 on: October 14, 2016, 12:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2016, 12:49:14 PM
Done with werk for today. Quack, and then pub o'clock cloud9:

Are you going to put it on your bill...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47450 on: October 14, 2016, 12:52:39 PM »
That is a rather old joke  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47451 on: October 14, 2016, 12:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2016, 12:52:39 PM
That is a rather old joke  ::)

I'm a rather old joker!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47452 on: October 14, 2016, 03:14:21 PM »
I appear to be back too.  Kwik Fit are my all new heroes

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47453 on: October 14, 2016, 03:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 14, 2016, 03:14:21 PM
I appear to be back too.  Kwik Fit are my all new heroes

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47454 on: October 14, 2016, 03:23:09 PM »
They prolly bought his jalopy  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47455 on: October 14, 2016, 03:24:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47456 on: October 14, 2016, 03:44:03 PM »
Off to 'Cyprus Night'... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47457 on: October 14, 2016, 03:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2016, 03:23:09 PM
They prolly bought his jalopy  ::)

Was it an owld sierra by any chance?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47458 on: October 14, 2016, 07:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2016, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2016, 03:23:09 PM
They prolly bought his jalopy  ::)

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That'll be my 250bhp jalopy to you


Anyway despite missing the appointment by over an hour they sorted Mr Jalopy's tyre for £25, though I was looking at the normal £150 to £200 replacement depending on what they can get  ordered in
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47459 on: October 14, 2016, 07:49:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2016, 11:58:25 AM
Working on a bid for some work and talking to my No. 2.

Chatting with a floater? Must be lonely.  noooo:
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