The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

What is it with me and ladders...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Whose tights / stockings have you destroyed now ? 

[Barman]

Whose tights / stockings have you destroyed now ? 

I wish... I was taking down the Xmas lights like... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

[Miss Demeanour]

I take it reducing the number of accidents was not a New Years resolution 

[Barman]

I take it reducing the number of accidents was not a New Years resolution 

No, I didn't think of that... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

 

Miss D has the nurses uniform at the moment and she can't get out to post it to me if you could just see your way clear to purchasing an additional uniform all will be fine and dandy and we can attend to you all.

[Nick]

I can get hold of as nurse's uniform. I shall rush unto him 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Jolly good carry on but won't your nurses uniform be a little well, stained and a tad large for Miss D and I? Let me make this perfectly clear, I am not wearing your cast off stockings.

[Barman]

 

Miss D has the nurses uniform at the moment and she can't get out to post it to me if you could just see your way clear to purchasing an additional uniform all will be fine and dandy and we can attend to you all.

I'm willing to be flexible on the uniform... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh god ...he is likely to be having another accident now 

[Barman]

Oh god ...he is likely to be having another accident now 

 

[Nick]

LLSa wildsall sendd werf him onC  andas errenadc to the roofs

[Barman]

LLSa wildsall sendd werf him onC  andas errenadc to the roofs

What?