The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I am doing stats ...my head is frazzled and fried 

Would my VAT thread help p'raps? I could dig it out for you, no problem.
I found it most interesting and informative for mathmatical problems and stuff.

ALWAYS happy to 'elp.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

[Pirate]

God no ...I'd never measure my body.....getting on the scales is my limit

Send me one of your bikini pics and I give you an estimate 

[Snoopy]

Dirty Pirate! 

[GROWLER]

Actually, I need to resurect it, as I have quite major workings out to do early in the new year.
My 2.5% discount for joining this scheme I'm on finishes at the end of the month, AND the VAT goes up in price on the 4/1/11 which means part of my calculations have to be done @17.5%, and 2/3rds of them at 20%...I think, added to which 1/3rd of the total sum inc.vat has to be paid at 6.5%, and the other 2/3rds at a newer higher rate that I don't actually know yet. That os in addition to the increase that I've got to pay due to my 2% reduction for being on this scheme I'm on too.

It is actually a bit complicated, so I'll transfer all further questions to the appropriate thread. You'll enjoy it I'm 97.5% sure...like.

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Since the threshold to make a business liable for VAT registration is currently £68,000 per annum ~ Lend us a quid.

[GROWLER]

It HAS to be done, but I'll leave it until early next month, as it''s not due at the VAT office until the end of December, but even then I have to make sure it's cleared by the bank by the due date, which is no lomger the due date at the office...beacause of the VAT change or summat.

It is most most compfusicating this time I'll grant you, but summat for us all to look forward to and join in on over the festive period.
We'll have fun discussing and arguing about it all, oh yes, indeedeedodo.  

[GROWLER]

Since the threshold to make a business liable for VAT registration is currently £68,000 per annum ~ Lend us a quid.

Voluntary member, sorry.
I enjoy a challenge for us all. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am here and have enjoyed Pepper Pig for4 hours.  She is 2 and is now fast asleep.    And facebook wont let me read my messages so have viewed them in hotmail which wont let me send any?   

[Barman]

I am here and have enjoyed Pepper Pig for4 hours.  She is 2 and is now fast asleep.    And facebook wont let me read my messages so have viewed them in hotmail which wont let me send any?   

[Miss Demeanour]

I am doing stats ...my head is frazzled and fried  

Would my VAT thread help p'raps? I could dig it out for you, no problem.
I found it most interesting and informative for mathmatical problems and stuff.

ALWAYS happy to 'elp.

Your VAT thread ....legendary tho it is ...would not have helped 

Thank you most kindly though 

[Miss Demeanour]

God no ...I'd never measure my body.....getting on the scales is my limit

Send me one of your bikini pics and I give you an estimate 

Like I'd trust a bloke to measure anything accurately 

[Pirate]

God no ...I'd never measure my body.....getting on the scales is my limit

Send me one of your bikini pics and I give you an estimate 

Like I'd trust a bloke to measure anything accurately 

 

More than a handful's wasted anyway...

[Just One More]

I am here and have enjoyed Pepper Pig for4 hours. 

Is that like a rampant rabb..... 

[Barman]

I am here and have enjoyed Pepper Pig for4 hours. 

Is that like a rampant rabb.....