The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Do you wanna do a swop for Preston?

    No thanks.   

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Doing a compulsory online Equality and Diversity course
Going into Lewes for a mooch about

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Have a nice day.. wherever Lewes is.   

[Steve]

Have a nice day.. wherever Lewes is.   

About 10 miles East of Preston


(the other Preston that is)

[Nick]

Miss I might come for a visit tomorrow 

Thinking of taking her up the Arun 

[Uncle Mort]

That's a new one 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Miss I might come for a visit tomorrow 

Thinking of taking her up the Arun 

Arundel is a brilliant place, great castle too

[boogs]

Had a couple of men round to measure up for new carpets, kitchen,  bathroom cabinets and fitted wardrobes 

[Nick]

It's raining. Miss I and I may have to stay here and find some way of entertaining ourselves 

[Uncle Mort]

Given your condition that should prove interesting.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Given your condition that should prove interesting.

Might start to rain inside shortly 

[Barman]

It's raining. Miss I and I may have to stay here and find some way of entertaining ourselves 

I suppose, "would you like to see my scab?" would make a refreshing change from, "would you like to see my etchings" or, "does this smell like chloroform to you?"...