The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[boogs]

m25 at a standstill
M1: Congestion, car on fire, rubberneckers cause multiple pile up
M1 nearer home: another pile up and a sign that say "M1 J22-J25 2.5 hours delay" 
Turn off M1. Everyone else does the same 
Most of Leicestershire gridlocked
2 more crashes in vital part of Nottingham
Last 12 miles took 3 hours 
Then came the thunderstorm

Normal Friday in Leicestershire then     

I don't miss it one bit 

[Barman]

m25 at a standstill
M1: Congestion, car on fire, rubberneckers cause multiple pile up
M1 nearer home: another pile up and a sign that say "M1 J22-J25 2.5 hours delay" 
Turn off M1. Everyone else does the same 
Most of Leicestershire gridlocked
2 more crashes in vital part of Nottingham
Last 12 miles took 3 hours 
Then came the thunderstorm

150 miles took 9 hours 

Don't say we didn't warn you.... 

[Nick]

 

Fitting a bike into the back of my car and driving to Cheshire. What can possibly go wrong?

[Barman]

Fitting a bike into the back of my car and driving to Cheshire. What can possibly go wrong?

Well, I suppose you could go on-line, announce your plans and then tempt fate by asking, "What can possibly go wrong?"...? 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Sandown Park

[Darwins Selection]

m25 at a standstill
M1: Congestion, car on fire, rubberneckers cause multiple pile up
M1 nearer home: another pile up and a sign that say "M1 J22-J25 2.5 hours delay" 
Turn off M1. Everyone else does the same 
Most of Leicestershire gridlocked
2 more crashes in vital part of Nottingham
Last 12 miles took 3 hours 
Then came the thunderstorm

150 miles took 9 hours 

[Barman]

m25 at a standstill
M1: Congestion, car on fire, rubberneckers cause multiple pile up
M1 nearer home: another pile up and a sign that say "M1 J22-J25 2.5 hours delay" 
Turn off M1. Everyone else does the same 
Most of Leicestershire gridlocked
2 more crashes in vital part of Nottingham
Last 12 miles took 3 hours 
Then came the thunderstorm

150 miles took 9 hours 

[Nick]

 

Birthday lunch: expensive
Mrs Nick : late as usual and in a tight lipped and disapproving mood (as usual)
The Boy: on good form and thrilled with his new (temporary    ) bike

He has a job starting Monday doing social activity stuff with kids on an English course in Chester. Russian and Italian 16 year olds 

First trip is his guided tour of Roman Chester 
Day 2 he takes them to Alton Towers 
Day 3: Ice skating

What can possibly go wrong?  I may start a new thread 

[Barman]

Birthday lunch: expensive
Mrs Nick : late as usual and in a tight lipped and disapproving mood (as usual)
The Boy: on good form and thrilled with his new (temporary    ) bike

He has a job starting Monday doing social activity stuff with kids on an English course in Chester. Russian and Italian 16 year olds 

First trip is his guided tour of Roman Chester 
Day 2 he takes them to Alton Towers 
Day 3: Ice skating

What can possibly go wrong?  I may start a new thread 

You did buy him a mahoosive bike lock didn't you...?

[Nick]

It cost half as much as the sodding bike 

[Barman]

It cost half as much as the sodding bike 

And he won't use it... 

You should have invested the dosh in a decent bike with hydraulic disc brakes like.... 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Birthday lunch: expensive
Mrs Nick : late as usual and in a tight lipped and disapproving mood (as usual)
The Boy: on good form and thrilled with his new (temporary    ) bike

He has a job starting Monday doing social activity stuff with kids on an English course in Chester. Russian and Italian 16 year olds 

First trip is his guided tour of Roman Chester 
Day 2 he takes them to Alton Towers 
Day 3: Ice skating

What can possibly go wrong?  I may start a new thread 

Top of the list, one of the 16 year old Italians is related to Miss I, I'm sure that the boy has some stories... 

[Nick]