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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50265 on: July 04, 2017, 04:47:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50266 on: July 04, 2017, 07:26:06 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 03, 2017, 10:32:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2017, 06:47:18 PM
So no one to rescue you both  noooo: noooo: noooo:

"In a deckchair, no one can hear you scream."  scared2:
It looks a bit like this (slightly more tasteful) and is stonkingly comfortable.  Collapso time will never be the same again



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50267 on: July 04, 2017, 07:34:13 AM »
Is it steam powered? And does it have a keyboard? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50268 on: July 04, 2017, 07:39:33 AM »
Anyhoo, working at the "office" and then popping home to let the drain man in later  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50269 on: July 04, 2017, 11:28:08 AM »
This afternoon I am having a visit from the gutter man. The VP has prepared me well for this encounter  whistle:

And of course, he is £100 per hour or part thereof IN CASH  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50270 on: July 04, 2017, 01:07:40 PM »
Miss A and Swillmore dropped in...  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50271 on: July 04, 2017, 02:19:08 PM »
And then I had to get on a roof...  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50272 on: July 04, 2017, 02:24:31 PM »
And the beheading team are there later  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50273 on: July 04, 2017, 06:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2017, 02:19:08 PM
And then I had to get on a roof...  eeek:

How many bucket shaped impact marks are there on the ground now?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50274 on: July 04, 2017, 06:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2017, 06:16:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2017, 02:19:08 PM
And then I had to get on a roof...  eeek:

How many bucket shaped impact marks are there on the ground now?  rubschin:

none thankfully... 'twas a close call tho....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50275 on: July 05, 2017, 06:49:54 AM »
Fixing the hedge trimmer that LL gubberated....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50276 on: July 05, 2017, 08:31:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2017, 06:49:54 AM
Fixing the hedge trimmer that LL gubberated....  evil:
She used it to carve the steaks for BBQing again?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50277 on: July 05, 2017, 10:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2017, 06:49:54 AM
Fixing the hedge trimmer that LL gubberated....  evil:

You can borrow mine.   whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50278 on: July 05, 2017, 10:13:19 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2017, 08:31:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2017, 06:49:54 AM
Fixing the hedge trimmer that LL gubberated....  evil:
She used it to carve the steaks for BBQing again?

No, apparently the cable 'bent' and there was a 'Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt' sound... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50279 on: July 05, 2017, 01:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2017, 10:13:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2017, 08:31:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2017, 06:49:54 AM
Fixing the hedge trimmer that LL gubberated....  evil:
She used it to carve the steaks for BBQing again?

No, apparently the cable 'bent' and there was a 'Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt' sound... ::)
noooo:
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