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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50340 on: July 09, 2017, 06:47:38 AM »
Planning to have a bonfire this evening angel1

A cremation like...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50341 on: July 09, 2017, 06:49:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50342 on: July 09, 2017, 09:47:00 AM »
We got Sid!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50343 on: July 09, 2017, 09:48:07 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50344 on: July 09, 2017, 09:57:11 AM »
We got Sid!  cloud9:
Gas Shares?

No...  lol: lol: lol:

There has been a stray dog running around at the motorway junction for months.

We've all tried to catch it but to no avail... this week we set up a trap and baited it and the entire village has been visiting the trap on an hourly basis day and night to see if 'Sid' had been captured...

Success this morning and we are all pleased with ourselves - it really has brought the village together along with people following the story on Facearse all over the world...




Sid turned out to be a girl...  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50345 on: July 09, 2017, 11:22:04 AM »
We got Sid!  cloud9:
Gas Shares?

No...  lol: lol: lol:

There has been a stray dog running around at the motorway junction for months.

We've all tried to catch it but to no avail... this week we set up a trap and baited it and the entire village has been visiting the trap on an hourly basis day and night to see if 'Sid' had been captured...

Success this morning and we are all pleased with ourselves - it really has brought the village together along with people following the story on Facearse all over the world...




Sid turned out to be a girl...  ;D
:thumbsup:  a result

And Sid was really Cyd then

Dare I ask what's her chances?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50346 on: July 09, 2017, 11:56:44 AM »
We got Sid!  cloud9:
Gas Shares?

No...  lol: lol: lol:

There has been a stray dog running around at the motorway junction for months.

We've all tried to catch it but to no avail... this week we set up a trap and baited it and the entire village has been visiting the trap on an hourly basis day and night to see if 'Sid' had been captured...

Success this morning and we are all pleased with ourselves - it really has brought the village together along with people following the story on Facearse all over the world...




Sid turned out to be a girl...  ;D
:thumbsup:  a result

And Sid was really Cyd then

Dare I ask what's her chances?

Normally slim to none...

...but I think on this occasion there will be several people willing to take her...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50347 on: July 09, 2017, 01:25:40 PM »
Seriously bored     sadsmiley30:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50348 on: July 09, 2017, 02:12:31 PM »
Seriously bored     sadsmiley30:
Oh woes, we'll have to drum up some interesting threads then

I'm seriously pissed off with things going wrong.  Decorating, our all new hideously expensive fish pond and my Sky Box has gone on the blink.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50349 on: July 09, 2017, 02:14:50 PM »
We got Sid!  cloud9:
Gas Shares?

No...  lol: lol: lol:

There has been a stray dog running around at the motorway junction for months.

We've all tried to catch it but to no avail... this week we set up a trap and baited it and the entire village has been visiting the trap on an hourly basis day and night to see if 'Sid' had been captured...

Success this morning and we are all pleased with ourselves - it really has brought the village together along with people following the story on Facearse all over the world...




Sid turned out to be a girl...  ;D
:thumbsup:  a result

And Sid was really Cyd then

Dare I ask what's her chances?

Normally slim to none...

...but I think on this occasion there will be several people willing to take her...
:thumbsup:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50350 on: July 09, 2017, 02:38:14 PM »
Had lunch with Nod outside a pub. Nod found a dead body so I dialled 999 and we dealt with that  angel1 eeek:

A beggar wanders by:

Can you spare a cigarette, sir
I offer him a fag
What are they?
Marlboro Red
Sorry says he, too strong for me  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50351 on: July 09, 2017, 03:53:54 PM »
Had lunch with Nod outside a pub. Nod found a dead body so I dialled 999 and we dealt with that  angel1 eeek:

A beggar wanders by:

Can you spare a cigarette, sir
I offer him a fag
What are they?
Marlboro Red
Sorry says he, too strong for me  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50352 on: July 09, 2017, 06:40:59 PM »
Had lunch with Nod outside a pub. Nod found a dead body so I dialled 999 and we dealt with that  angel1 eeek:

A beggar wanders by:

Can you spare a cigarette, sir
I offer him a fag
What are they?
Marlboro Red
Sorry says he, too strong for me  eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50353 on: July 10, 2017, 06:35:49 AM »
Had lunch with Nod outside a pub. Nod found a dead body so I dialled 999 and we dealt with that  angel1 eeek:

A beggar wanders by:

Can you spare a cigarette, sir
I offer him a fag
What are they?
Marlboro Red
Sorry says he, too strong for me  eeek:

Were you in Midsomer ??  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50354 on: July 10, 2017, 07:52:13 AM »
Off to see the neurologist later this morning. Hope she's got some answers for me.