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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50655 on: July 31, 2017, 06:09:43 AM »
Just back from A & E...  evil:

Slipped on wet patio, fell down steps...  noooo:

Sober...  ::)

Small fracture in foot...  sad24:
Ooh nasty

Hopefully not too painful, foot fractures can be a touch sore

Aye, just a touch...  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50656 on: July 31, 2017, 09:29:37 AM »
Cats and dog go mental outside... go out with torchy the battery boy to find they have cornered a viper in the garden... facepalm:

Manage to herd the animals away and lock them inside, don welding gloves and catch viper with a shovel and a mahoosive tupperware box...  scared2:

It was angry!  eeek:

Drive to cliffs and release... not off cliff...  noooo:

The perfect end to a perfect evening... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50657 on: July 31, 2017, 09:49:29 AM »
Cats and dog go mental outside... go out with torchy the battery boy to find they have cornered a viper in the garden... facepalm:

Manage to herd the animals away and lock them inside, don welding gloves and catch viper with a shovel and a mahoosive tupperware box...  scared2:

It was angry!  eeek:

Drive to cliffs and release... not off cliff...  noooo:

The perfect end to a perfect evening... ::)
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The all new Viper room Tupperware party

Lets hope the little bugger doesn't come back...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50658 on: July 31, 2017, 01:40:13 PM »
Been out sampling the local pubs in out of the way villages  cloud9:
https://www.avon-inn.org.uk/
http://www.shipinnugborough.com/
http://www.anchorinnugborough.co.uk/



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50659 on: July 31, 2017, 02:56:02 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50660 on: July 31, 2017, 03:37:05 PM »
Cats and dog go mental outside... go out with torchy the battery boy to find they have cornered a viper in the garden... facepalm:

Manage to herd the animals away and lock them inside, don welding gloves and catch viper with a shovel and a mahoosive tupperware box...  scared2:

It was angry!  eeek:

Drive to cliffs and release... not off cliff...  noooo:

The perfect end to a perfect evening... ::)
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The all new Viper room Tupperware party

Conversation in the pub a while back with Lutz, a local character.

Talking to another about nothing much.

DS: "Old David over at Faccombe estate had a problem with Vipers under the hedge on that South facing slope.."

Lutz (interrupting): "I also haff a problem with Vipers, zay don't park or vash properly"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50661 on: July 31, 2017, 03:39:47 PM »
Ah, Faccombe. I stayed there once  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50662 on: July 31, 2017, 03:41:16 PM »
Ah, Faccombe. I stayed there once  rubschin:
That'll be when they changed the pronunciation.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50663 on: July 31, 2017, 03:43:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50665 on: July 31, 2017, 03:48:36 PM »
Rather good food as I recall  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50666 on: July 31, 2017, 08:04:46 PM »
I am in Northampton but am wondering if I ve fell through some time portal to 1930s depressed America... The Clampits have tunnel up in camouflage outfits, less than hygienic non descript 4x4 out of which have emerged 6 spaniel type dogs.  eeek:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50667 on: July 31, 2017, 08:53:50 PM »
I am in Northampton but am wondering if I ve fell through some time portal to 1930s depressed America... The Clampits have tunnel up in camouflage outfits, less than hygienic non descript 4x4 out of which have emerged 6 spaniel type dogs.  eeek:
noooo: Wrong mushrooms.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50668 on: July 31, 2017, 08:55:44 PM »
Turned not tunnel...   evil:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50669 on: August 01, 2017, 05:27:08 AM »
Plan is:

hospital
"office"
"lunch" with Nod

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