Cats and dog go mental outside... go out with torchy the battery boy to find they have cornered a viper in the garden... 
Manage to herd the animals away and lock them inside, don welding gloves and catch viper with a shovel and a mahoosive tupperware box... 
It was angry! 
Drive to cliffs and release... not off cliff... 
The perfect end to a perfect evening... 

The all new Viper room Tupperware party
Conversation in the pub a while back with Lutz, a local character.
Talking to another about nothing much.
DS: "Old David over at Faccombe estate had a problem with Vipers under the hedge on that South facing slope.."
Lutz (interrupting): "I also haff a problem with Vipers, zay don't park or vash properly"