The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Buying a car prolly

Manic Mazda has oil woes, maybe time to get rid

[Barman]

Drive to Fiskerton, you say?

Did I? 

[Nick]

Buying a car prolly

Manic Mazda has oil woes, maybe time to get rid

That reminds me. Jim the Car has developed a big clanky noise when I go over speed bumps. Might be connected to that boulder I drove over last week.

[Barman]

Buying a car prolly

Manic Mazda has oil woes, maybe time to get rid

That reminds me. Jim the Car has developed a big clanky noise when I go over speed bumps. Might be connected to that boulder I drove over last week.

Sounds 'spensive... 

[Steve]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

[Barman]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

[Nick]

I am back, like 

Clanking has stopped so the clanky thing may have fallen off 

[Grumpmeister]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

There are times we all wonder just how you managed to survive to such an advanced age.... 

[Steve]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

There are times we all wonder just how you managed to survive to such an advanced age.... 

So I wait for an insult and two come along together

 

[Grumpmeister]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

There are times we all wonder just how you managed to survive to such an advanced age.... 

So I wait for an insult and two come along together

 

Hey I was on about BM. There is good reason I keep commenting about him being Nick's long lost brother. 

[Barman]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

There are times we all wonder just how you managed to survive to such an advanced age.... 

So I wait for an insult and two come along together

 

Hey I was on about BM. There is good reason I keep commenting about him being Nick's long lost brother. 

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

There are times we all wonder just how you managed to survive to such an advanced age.... 

So I wait for an insult and two come along together

 

Hey I was on about BM. There is good reason I keep commenting about him being Nick's long lost brother. 

Ah yes

Seems me and Mr Plot went our separate ways early doors today

[Grumpmeister]

Things never to do #352:

Top up the oil to see if that solves the oil pressure problem and then forget the filler cap

Oil everywhere and it stinks

And the oil light still on.  This car is history soon

Oh noes!

I tried to top up the oil on the owld Pajero with the engine running once - similar effect.... 

There are times we all wonder just how you managed to survive to such an advanced age.... 

So I wait for an insult and two come along together

 

Hey I was on about BM. There is good reason I keep commenting about him being Nick's long lost brother. 

Ah yes

Seems me and Mr Plot went our separate ways early doors today

That could be the effect of long term exposure to Nick-o-rays.... 

[Nick]

We only had a pizza