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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51330 on: September 24, 2017, 03:34:01 PM »
Dam Busters on ITV4  cloud9: cloud9:

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They miss the dam and accidentally obliterate the local Wehrmacht golf course and spa instead.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51331 on: September 24, 2017, 03:39:38 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51332 on: September 24, 2017, 03:45:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51333 on: September 24, 2017, 03:49:03 PM »
Dam Busters on ITV4  cloud9: cloud9:

Only seen it a billion times. Wondering how it turns out this time  rubschin: rubschin:

They miss the dam and accidentally obliterate the local Wehrmacht golf course and spa instead.  whistle:

Strange as it happens the script ends just before they realised we drowned a whole load of allied prisoners of war

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51334 on: September 24, 2017, 03:52:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51335 on: September 24, 2017, 03:52:30 PM »
Dam Busters on ITV4  cloud9: cloud9:

Only seen it a billion times. Wondering how it turns out this time  rubschin: rubschin:

They miss the dam and accidentally obliterate the local Wehrmacht golf course and spa instead.  whistle:

Strange as it happens the script ends just before they realised we drowned a whole load of allied prisoners of war

LL's Mum was Cherman and she was there at the time...

She told us harrowing tails of all the dead bodies... and of the three times she met Hitler...  eeek:

Sadly, we never wrote it down or recorded them...  noooo:

How fucking daft is that?  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51336 on: September 24, 2017, 04:04:20 PM »
My dad's war diary is available online at a reasonable price  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51337 on: September 24, 2017, 04:09:49 PM »
My dad's war diary is available online at a reasonable price  whistle:

I have it online fer free...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51338 on: September 24, 2017, 04:19:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51339 on: September 24, 2017, 05:24:59 PM »
I am wrecked. surrender:

Yesterday ( whilst the Man was away at football )  I completely obliterated his sons bedroom. He lives with his mum now ( he is 20 ) but his room was beyond a disgrace. He kept a poisonous dart frog and had boxes of flies / insects delivered on a weekly basis . He never opened the curtains. He never cleaned it .  He has kept every toy he's ever owned ( from birth) - therefore it is hoarded floor to ceiling with utter crap. It is all dark blue ( including the ceiling !!! ) . I have been asking for over a year for him to sort his shit out as we want to decorate the room - it badly needs it - obvs  lol:

 Nuffink happened,

The Man doesn't see him much now and so doesn't want to upset him too much by nagging him to clear out his room when he does.

I gave him a deadline to come and sort out stuff he wants to keep. Nuffink . ( Oh by the way he is not working or in education or  nuffink - so time is not an issue !!).

So as the Man waved goodbye yesterday I set to action. 10 hours in one stint of hoarding clearance  lol:

I said nothing and the man only saw it this morning. He was a little shocked to say the least  happy001




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51340 on: September 24, 2017, 05:32:08 PM »
Where have you posted the frog?  scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51341 on: September 24, 2017, 05:33:22 PM »
I am wrecked. surrender:

Yesterday ( whilst the Man was away at football )  I completely obliterated his sons bedroom. He lives with his mum now ( he is 20 ) but his room was beyond a disgrace. He kept a poisonous dart frog and had boxes of flies / insects delivered on a weekly basis . He never opened the curtains. He never cleaned it .  He has kept every toy he's ever owned ( from birth) - therefore it is hoarded floor to ceiling with utter crap. It is all dark blue ( including the ceiling !!! ) . I have been asking for over a year for him to sort his shit out as we want to decorate the room - it badly needs it - obvs  lol:

 Nuffink happened,

The Man doesn't see him much now and so doesn't want to upset him too much by nagging him to clear out his room when he does.

I gave him a deadline to come and sort out stuff he wants to keep. Nuffink . ( Oh by the way he is not working or in education or  nuffink - so time is not an issue !!).

So as the Man waved goodbye yesterday I set to action. 10 hours in one stint of hoarding clearance  lol:

I said nothing and the man only saw it this morning. He was a little shocked to say the least  happy001

 lol: lol: lol:

What happened to the frog?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51342 on: September 24, 2017, 05:34:26 PM »
The frog died a couple of weeks ago. The tank has been left outside ...properly reeks  sick2:

All insects released back into the wild ..in next doors garden  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51343 on: September 24, 2017, 05:36:25 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51344 on: September 24, 2017, 05:37:10 PM »
Poor frogger...  cry:
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