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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51405 on: September 27, 2017, 09:50:17 AM »
He already did  ::)  In the pool  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51406 on: September 27, 2017, 09:51:03 AM »
I hope that LL has that box of crumpled up tin foil ready so that you have something shiny to distract you...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51407 on: September 27, 2017, 09:52:35 AM »
I hope that LL has that box of crumpled up tin foil ready so that you have something shiny to distract you...  noooo:

Oi!  cussing:

I'm not th- ooooh, shiny...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51408 on: September 27, 2017, 10:10:32 AM »
I need an exit strategy  Banghead


Work is driving me insane. sad32: sad32: sad32:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51409 on: September 27, 2017, 10:15:49 AM »
You must be due for a holiday  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51410 on: September 27, 2017, 10:37:02 AM »
not for another 2 weeks  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51411 on: September 27, 2017, 10:38:53 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51412 on: September 27, 2017, 11:24:18 AM »
I need an exit strategy  Banghead

Work is driving me insane. sad32: sad32: sad32:
1. Find someone who is already leaving.
2. Persuade them to blow a whistle about you doing something serious but hard to prove, like giving preference to white folk.
3. Get sent home for a year or so on full pay.
4. Return after that when they find there is nothing to answer and tell them your life is destroyed by their actions, threaten to sue.
5. Buy a yacht with the £1,000,000 compo and sail off into the sunset.

Simples. It doesn't only work for senior policemen you know.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51413 on: September 27, 2017, 11:29:34 AM »
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Been bizzy updating my will  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51414 on: September 27, 2017, 11:35:14 AM »
I need an exit strategy  Banghead

Work is driving me insane. sad32: sad32: sad32:
1. Find someone who is already leaving.
2. Persuade them to blow a whistle about you doing something serious but hard to prove, like giving preference to white folk.
3. Get sent home for a year or so on full pay.
4. Return after that when they find there is nothing to answer and tell them your life is destroyed by their actions, threaten to sue.
5. Buy a yacht with the £1,000,000 compo and sail off into the sunset.

Simples. It doesn't only work for senior policemen you know.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51415 on: September 27, 2017, 11:35:49 AM »
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Been bizzy updating my will  angel1

I do not want the owld Sierra....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51416 on: September 27, 2017, 11:40:42 AM »
If you are VERY good I might let you have that pic of Miss I's feet  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51417 on: September 27, 2017, 01:10:57 PM »
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Been bizzy updating my will  angel1

I do not want the owld Sierra....  noooo:

You are safe there BM, you are getting Nick's scab collection.....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51418 on: September 27, 2017, 01:24:10 PM »
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Been bizzy updating my will  angel1

I do not want the owld Sierra....  noooo:

You are safe there BM, you are getting Nick's scab collection.....  whistle:

Strike breakers...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51419 on: September 27, 2017, 01:40:51 PM »
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Been bizzy updating my will  angel1

I do not want the owld Sierra....  noooo:

You are safe there BM, you are getting Nick's scab collection.....  whistle:

Strike breakers...?  rubschin:

Nope, the other kind. I think there are even a few from his shins....  whistle:
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