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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51960 on: November 01, 2017, 11:56:33 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51961 on: November 01, 2017, 12:17:43 PM »
I can't believe how many parts there could be in a BBQ... and packing materials!  Banghead

Make sure to throw the instructions away  :thumbsup:

Done!  :thumbsup:

How many parts  left over this time......?    scared2:

Four...  redface:


Quote from: Cyprus Herald

According to eye witnesses the fire was caused by the incorrect assembly of a BBQ.

"I knew we should have gone to visit my mother in law when he commented that he had parts left over from putting his new BBQ together.

They had only recently moved in, his wife/carer seemed fairly normal although she did spend a lot of time away from the house. Given he would spend the day walking around with a bucket on his head muttering about paper clips I can understand that though. "




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51962 on: November 01, 2017, 02:40:58 PM »
Nothing smashed and only four bits left over...  cloud9:

Installing a gas hob tomoz....   scared2:

And going to learn how to be a stage sound and lighting bloke this evening...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51963 on: November 01, 2017, 03:02:55 PM »
Nothing smashed and only four bits left over...  cloud9:

Installing a gas hob tomoz....   scared2:

And going to learn how to be a stage sound and lighting bloke this evening...  cloud9:

Biggest explosion in Cyprus since the one that buggered your leccy supply you say....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51964 on: November 01, 2017, 03:31:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51965 on: November 01, 2017, 07:24:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51966 on: November 02, 2017, 08:33:34 AM »
Fitting the gas hob...

1) drill hole through mahoosive wall for gas pipe...  Thumbs:

Next, make hole big enough to take gas pipe...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51967 on: November 02, 2017, 08:43:44 AM »
Is this new abode entirely unequipped? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51968 on: November 02, 2017, 08:49:24 AM »
Is this new abode entirely unequipped? rubschin:

No, but it was cheaply equipped when it was built about 14 years ago and has been rented out since...

The electric hob is like a version of whack-a-mole - turning any of the knobs brings on a random selection of rings...  noooo:

2) Get larger drill bit stuck in concrete wall...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51969 on: November 02, 2017, 08:50:24 AM »
Are you a qualified gas fitter? whistle:
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« Reply #51970 on: November 02, 2017, 08:54:20 AM »
Are you a qualified gas fitter? whistle:

Does a CSE in Metalwork count...?  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51973 on: November 02, 2017, 09:54:08 AM »
World's thinnest book:  Cyprus Safety Codes



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51974 on: November 02, 2017, 09:58:56 AM »
World's thinnest book:  Cyprus Safety Codes

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Drill un-jammed and pipe through wall...  cloud9:
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