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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52170 on: November 20, 2017, 11:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 11:06:47 AM
Just been to the post office, there is a letter from The Department for Work & Pensions...

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Dear Barman,

The earliest date you can get your State Pension is 01/08/2026.

Fuck You

The Pensions Department

Bastards!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52171 on: November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM »
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52172 on: November 20, 2017, 12:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52173 on: November 20, 2017, 01:54:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:
WTF is a Barclays Digipass?

I've been with them 40+ years too and never had one. 

 rubschin:  The bastards gave my Digipass to BM?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52174 on: November 20, 2017, 01:56:07 PM »
I blame Miss Google  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52175 on: November 20, 2017, 02:53:52 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 20, 2017, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:
WTF is a Barclays Digipass?

I've been with them 40+ years too and never had one. 

 rubschin:  The bastards gave my Digipass to BM?

It is one of those on-line banking things... two factor authentication and all that... Shrugs:

If it is yours you need to retrieve it from our bin PDQ as the bin  men come tomorrow...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52176 on: November 20, 2017, 02:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 20, 2017, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:
WTF is a Barclays Digipass?

I've been with them 40+ years too and never had one. 

 rubschin:  The bastards gave my Digipass to BM?

It is one of those on-line banking things... two factor authentication and all that... Shrugs:

If it is yours you need to retrieve it from our bin PDQ as the bin  men come tomorrow...  whistle:

PDQ is a shit password ...... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52177 on: November 20, 2017, 04:02:39 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2017, 02:57:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 20, 2017, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:
WTF is a Barclays Digipass?

I've been with them 40+ years too and never had one. 

 rubschin:  The bastards gave my Digipass to BM?

It is one of those on-line banking things... two factor authentication and all that... Shrugs:

If it is yours you need to retrieve it from our bin PDQ as the bin  men come tomorrow...  whistle:

PDQ is a shit password ...... noooo:

It's a bit better than when he was using 12345  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52178 on: November 20, 2017, 06:58:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 20, 2017, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2017, 12:30:13 PM
There was a big furore here when Barclays closed all of our accounts.... LL and I had been with them for 40 years!  cussing:

Today I get a new DigiPass through the post from them... facepalm:
WTF is a Barclays Digipass?

I've been with them 40+ years too and never had one. 

 rubschin:  The bastards gave my Digipass to BM?

It is one of those on-line banking things... two factor authentication and all that... Shrugs:

If it is yours you need to retrieve it from our bin PDQ as the bin  men come tomorrow...  whistle:
That's what the civilised world has called a PinSentry since well forever

Got loads of those

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52179 on: November 21, 2017, 06:57:50 AM »
Staying in bed till the bathroom is definitely clear. Hat this whole three people, one bathroom business. cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52180 on: November 21, 2017, 07:55:00 AM »
Going for a windy walk...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52181 on: November 21, 2017, 08:38:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2017, 06:57:50 AM
Staying in bed till the bathroom is definitely clear. Hat this whole three people, one bathroom business. cussing: cussing:
Most wise

There needs to be an App to assist with this social difficulty
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52182 on: November 21, 2017, 09:44:46 AM »
We got this one over with and now they are going out for several hours  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52183 on: November 21, 2017, 10:12:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2017, 09:44:46 AM
We got this one over with and now they are going out for several hours  cloud9:
Quick let Mr Stew out of the cupboard for a breather
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52184 on: November 21, 2017, 10:16:51 AM »
He is hidden in my car  redface:

They are off again at early o'clock tomorrow, so he will be fine till then  :thumbsup:
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