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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52725 on: December 28, 2017, 04:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2017, 10:31:58 AM
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I am in meetings all day and most of the night - just in case  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52726 on: December 28, 2017, 04:21:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2017, 02:53:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 10:02:27 AM
Suzi has also forgotten where we are meeting and also at what time  ::)  I have also forgotten what time. We are both blaming collapso poisoning.  redface: redface:

We are starting again from scratch when she has "properly woken up"  ::)  Meanwhile, Stevenage looms.

May take a wander through Chelsea, or Putney, or St James's  whistle:

Translation: Suzy has just figured out the danger of mixing Nick and alcohol...  rubschin:

She confessed she got so pissed on Christmas Eve that at 2 a.m. she went door knocking to wish all her neighbours a Merry Christmas  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52727 on: December 28, 2017, 04:45:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 04:01:08 PM
Only one bottle of collapso each  angel1 angel1

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Did you have the big one or the small one...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52728 on: December 28, 2017, 04:51:36 PM »
That is Suzi and her bottle and I claim my £5 :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52729 on: December 28, 2017, 05:04:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 04:51:36 PM
That is Suzi and her bottle and I claim my £5 :thumbsup:

Did she have rubber gloves on because she had just ironed your troons...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52730 on: December 28, 2017, 06:36:41 PM »
Home at last  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52731 on: December 28, 2017, 09:00:40 PM »
ANd nearly an hour of Miss I blubbing on the phone about the French GF  noooo: noooo: sad24:


Tried to offer sage advice about lesbian relationships  Shrugs: Shrugs: Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52732 on: December 28, 2017, 09:33:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 09:00:40 PM
ANd nearly an hour of Miss I blubbing on the phone about the French GF  noooo: noooo: sad24:


Tried to offer sage advice about lesbian relationships  Shrugs: Shrugs: Shrugs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52733 on: December 28, 2017, 09:38:18 PM »
What do I know about this? I just tried to sound positive and kindly.................. sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52734 on: December 28, 2017, 09:39:57 PM »
Apparently the Frog has lovely feet  Shrugs: whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52735 on: December 28, 2017, 10:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 09:38:18 PM
What do I know about this? I just tried to sound positive and kindly.................. sad24:

Tell her to do the opposite of what you would do and then explain what you would do in her situation. Simples  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52736 on: December 28, 2017, 10:08:05 PM »
My head just exploded. cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I cannot imagine the opposite of being with a hot lesbian Fr..............

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh my head blew up again  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52737 on: December 29, 2017, 05:13:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 10:08:05 PM
My head just exploded. cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I cannot imagine the opposite of being with a hot lesbian Fr..............

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh my head blew up again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

*snigger*

Here >>>  kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52738 on: December 29, 2017, 05:34:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 10:08:05 PM
My head just exploded. cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I cannot imagine the opposite of being with a hot lesbian Fr..............

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh my head blew up again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

 angel1 It's not my fault you are a dirty old pervert...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52739 on: December 29, 2017, 08:05:24 AM »
Rumours of "lunch" with Nod, noooo: noooo: NickSick
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