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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52815 on: January 03, 2018, 06:26:44 AM »
Dubai will be the test. He could be arrested there just for being, well, just being  noooo: noooo:

There was some fella on the tellybox recently explaining how he had been detained in Dubai .

Apparently he had been to one of the local bureau de change to get some more local currency for squandering. However he had one of them there Scottish notes in his wodge which the locals thought was mickey mouse. He was arrested for fraud  eeek:

After being kept for a day he was released and thought the matter had been closed. However when he returned with the family next year he was arrested at the hairyport. Kept for 3 weeks and then had his passport confiscated so family had to return without him  . Cost him £12k in legal fees to sort it out. ( In English notes)

Moral of the story ....Scottish notes are always grief !!

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I was in the village bank here once and a jock was upset that they wouldn't give him the 'Pound' exchange rate for his funny munny...

How we laughed!  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52816 on: January 03, 2018, 08:39:07 AM »
Today I REALLY AM going to do some werk. angel1

























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52817 on: January 03, 2018, 08:47:20 AM »
Today I REALLY AM going to do some werk. angel1


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Any way as previously stated... Bristol.  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52818 on: January 03, 2018, 01:31:49 PM »
Back!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52819 on: January 03, 2018, 10:44:55 PM »
Back here too.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52820 on: January 04, 2018, 02:11:45 AM »
Poxy storm woke me .......... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52821 on: January 04, 2018, 06:43:37 AM »
Poxy storm woke me .......... evil:

More to come thinks I!  eeek:

Still thudner here...  noooo:

Still, the car is washed...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52822 on: January 04, 2018, 08:07:25 AM »
Werk at the "office"  angel1 and "lunch" with Nod  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52823 on: January 04, 2018, 08:08:53 AM »
Some DIY stuff and preparing for me tenant to come back from the UK...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52824 on: January 04, 2018, 08:13:41 AM »
Some DIY stuff and preparing for me tenant to come back from the UK...

Hidden cameras?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52825 on: January 04, 2018, 08:23:12 AM »
Some DIY stuff and preparing for me tenant to come back from the UK...

Hidden cameras?

Pervert!  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52826 on: January 04, 2018, 09:25:25 AM »
Some DIY stuff and preparing for me tenant to come back from the UK...

Hidden cameras?

Pervert!  noooo:

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Lounging around here.... I mean working, like Nick does.   angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52827 on: January 04, 2018, 09:40:43 AM »
No joy in the Bristol department? angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52828 on: January 04, 2018, 09:54:48 AM »
No joy in the Bristol department? angel1

With all the treatments you ve been having I would see that as a good thing if I was you.   angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52829 on: January 04, 2018, 09:55:43 AM »
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I'm managing to keep my end up  angel1
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