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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53325 on: February 08, 2018, 11:18:11 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53326 on: February 08, 2018, 11:19:34 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53327 on: February 08, 2018, 11:33:06 AM »
Back from the post office and Lidl...

Post office staff were having a BBQ so the place was full of smoke... facepalm:

 Thumbs:   last time Miss T went is was a birthday ....all drinking and smoking .. ;D ;D

The bizarre thing was that I was queuing up for my parcel and the old guy appears out of the smoke with a sack barrow and two large boxes on it...

The top box is marked, "REVERSE OSMOSIS SYSTEM"... He starts examining the box to find out who he has to give it to and I'm like, "me, me, ME!"...

So, he find the name on the box and reads out, "Nicos?"...  eeek:

So, the Cypriot next to me says, "yes" and takes the box away...  cry:

He then examines the next box and says, "Marcos?"... so I say, "yes" and take my RO system away... what are the odds of that eh, EH?

I say to Nicos, "guess what I have got in here?". He looks at me as if I am a total mong (understandably I suppose) and says he doesn't know...

I say, "A Reverse Osmosis System!". He laughs and asks the inevitable Cypriot question, "How much did you pay???"  lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53328 on: February 08, 2018, 11:34:21 AM »
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In fairness Nick, I thought it was something to help LL park........ redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53329 on: February 08, 2018, 12:22:47 PM »
Back from the post office and Lidl...

Post office staff were having a BBQ so the place was full of smoke... facepalm:

 Thumbs:   last time Miss T went is was a birthday ....all drinking and smoking .. ;D ;D

The bizarre thing was that I was queuing up for my parcel and the old guy appears out of the smoke with a sack barrow and two large boxes on it...

The top box is marked, "REVERSE OSMOSIS SYSTEM"... He starts examining the box to find out who he has to give it to and I'm like, "me, me, ME!"...

So, he find the name on the box and reads out, "Nicos?"...  eeek:

So, the Cypriot next to me says, "yes" and takes the box away...  cry:

He then examines the next box and says, "Marcos?"... so I say, "yes" and take my RO system away... what are the odds of that eh, EH?

I say to Nicos, "guess what I have got in here?". He looks at me as if I am a total mong (understandably I suppose) and says he doesn't know...

I say, "A Reverse Osmosis System!". He laughs and asks the inevitable Cypriot question, "How much did you pay???"  lol: lol: lol:

Did you get power leads ......... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53330 on: February 08, 2018, 12:23:00 PM »
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In fairness Nick, I thought it was something to help LL park........ redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53331 on: February 08, 2018, 02:03:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53332 on: February 08, 2018, 04:13:18 PM »
Dealing with retards now ........ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53333 on: February 08, 2018, 04:15:32 PM »
My life  cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53335 on: February 09, 2018, 10:37:06 AM »
Waiting for the power cut... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53336 on: February 09, 2018, 10:43:14 AM »
At the "office" working on a narticle.
"Drinks" with the Vicar's Daughter later  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53337 on: February 09, 2018, 11:42:34 AM »
faffing about putting off chores

Mrs K wants me to buy a new computer

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53338 on: February 09, 2018, 03:35:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53339 on: February 09, 2018, 05:30:11 PM »
Been for drinks with the Vicar's Daughter  NickSick NickSick
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