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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53580 on: March 13, 2018, 07:10:00 AM »
redface:   Oh dear, Doncaster are renegotiating.... I think I have the upper hand.   scared2:

Fingers crossed they cant afford me.   angel1
Is Doncaster that bad? 

I know nuffin about Doncaster

It's a ghastly dump. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53581 on: March 13, 2018, 07:14:11 AM »
Catching up on a month's unopened mail and having a haircut. That is all.  noooo:

Oh, and talking to lawyers  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53582 on: March 13, 2018, 08:38:56 AM »
redface:   Oh dear, Doncaster are renegotiating.... I think I have the upper hand.   scared2:

Fingers crossed they cant afford me.   angel1
Is Doncaster that bad? 

I know nuffin about Doncaster

It's a ghastly dump. noooo:
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http://www.knowhere.co.uk/Doncaster/South-Yorkshire/Northern-England/info/worstthings

"Everything! Full of tarts, sluts, slappers, braindead a**eholes with a smaller IQ than their shoe size, AIDS, underage sex, teen pregnancy, drugs, fighting, underage drinking, little boys pretending to be men, prostitutes, rapists, knife wielding Muslims, nightclubs full of all the above, shoplifters etc......

Doncaster Race Course.. seriously.. EVERYONE from Doncaster thinks its amazing and all the "ladies" i use the term lightly... think its a hoot to go down to Primark and buy some cheap arse shit to wear at ladies day.. I doubt if any of them even understand what horse racing is, and just see it as an excuse to get "dressed up" and get shitfaced then throw up. ALL women from Doncaster are delusional. seemingly unaware that they come across as cheap easy slappers."




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53583 on: March 13, 2018, 08:55:46 AM »
Tipsy will fit in well  :thumbsup:
























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53584 on: March 13, 2018, 09:08:34 AM »
 rubschin:  where did I put that black suit?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53585 on: March 13, 2018, 09:25:07 AM »
You are being optimistic if you think that Tipsy will leave enough for a funeral...  noooo:
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« Reply #53586 on: March 13, 2018, 09:46:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53587 on: March 13, 2018, 10:40:17 AM »
You are being optimistic if you think that Tipsy will leave enough for a funeral...  noooo:
Buried in Bitmac, Rolled in Pieces you say
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53588 on: March 13, 2018, 10:43:40 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53589 on: March 13, 2018, 11:32:03 AM »
Back!  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53590 on: March 13, 2018, 11:36:39 AM »



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53591 on: March 13, 2018, 11:40:49 AM »



 noooo:

I'll be as good as 60 the next time it needs doing!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53592 on: March 13, 2018, 12:28:24 PM »
Back!  cloud9:

The Owld Pajero passed the MoT....  cloud9: cloud9:
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Drinks on BM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53593 on: March 13, 2018, 01:11:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53594 on: March 13, 2018, 01:12:52 PM »
Nearly time for Mr Haircut  :thumbsup:

I could send the clippings to BM and he could glue them on his bonce  rubschin:
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