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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54540 on: June 25, 2018, 10:09:51 AM »
Oh great, Google Calendar reminds me I have a one hour conference call with three wimmin at 4.30  evil:

May as well just superglue my lips together now  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54541 on: June 25, 2018, 10:20:55 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2018, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 25, 2018, 07:00:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2018, 06:56:44 AM
They say it's a waiting game eh  noooo:

Yes, the spot waits until I go to sleep and then doubles in size!  cussing:

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How do you think I feel, I woke up with some ugly old bugger growing out of my arse  cussing:

 noooo:

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I took Mr. Spot for a walk...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54542 on: June 25, 2018, 10:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2018, 08:41:38 AM
Is it wrong to have ice cream for breakfast ?  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Of course not, maybe it should even be compulsory

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2018, 08:56:32 AM
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That though looks like a criminal waste of ice cream  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54543 on: June 26, 2018, 04:01:21 AM »
Taking dog to the hairdressers, Maccy Dee for breckers and then collapso shopping...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54544 on: June 26, 2018, 06:39:23 AM »
Got there an hour and a half early... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54545 on: June 26, 2018, 07:41:49 AM »
Does McDees do brekkers for dogs?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54546 on: June 26, 2018, 07:43:23 AM »
That would be cruelty to dogs  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54547 on: June 26, 2018, 07:52:43 AM »
I missed McBreckers.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54548 on: June 26, 2018, 08:38:24 AM »
I have been online being cunning  eveilgrin:

The Boy is 20 on Sunday, which means lunch with him (and Mrs Nick  evil:)

Chatting to him the other day he revealed that he has smashed his 50 millionth phone (again  ::)) and really needs a new one.

I presently pay £15 a month for his phone contract which includes upgrades.

I go online to examine upgrade options. On SUnday he will receive a sparkly new Apple iPhone (he has been coveting mine for some time) and my monthly bill will go down to £13.50  :thumbsup:

He gets a birthday pressie and I save money. Result!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54549 on: June 26, 2018, 09:06:18 AM »
I'm back. Again.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54550 on: June 26, 2018, 09:32:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2018, 08:38:24 AM
I have been online being cunning  eveilgrin:

The Boy is 20 on Sunday, which means lunch with him (and Mrs Nick  evil:)

Chatting to him the other day he revealed that he has smashed his 50 millionth phone (again  ::)) and really needs a new one.

I presently pay £15 a month for his phone contract which includes upgrades.

I go online to examine upgrade options. On SUnday he will receive a sparkly new Apple iPhone (he has been coveting mine for some time) and my monthly bill will go down to £13.50  :thumbsup:

He gets a birthday pressie and I save money. Result!
Bet he smashes/loses it before Christmas
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54551 on: June 26, 2018, 09:33:35 AM »
He almost certainly will ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54552 on: June 26, 2018, 10:00:35 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2018, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2018, 08:38:24 AM
I have been online being cunning  eveilgrin:

The Boy is 20 on Sunday, which means lunch with him (and Mrs Nick  evil:)

Chatting to him the other day he revealed that he has smashed his 50 millionth phone (again  ::)) and really needs a new one.

I presently pay £15 a month for his phone contract which includes upgrades.

I go online to examine upgrade options. On SUnday he will receive a sparkly new Apple iPhone (he has been coveting mine for some time) and my monthly bill will go down to £13.50  :thumbsup:

He gets a birthday pressie and I save money. Result!
Bet he smashes/loses it before Christmas

I reckon he is knocking them out on the black market like...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54553 on: June 26, 2018, 10:07:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2018, 10:00:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2018, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2018, 08:38:24 AM
I have been online being cunning  eveilgrin:

The Boy is 20 on Sunday, which means lunch with him (and Mrs Nick  evil:)

Chatting to him the other day he revealed that he has smashed his 50 millionth phone (again  ::)) and really needs a new one.

I presently pay £15 a month for his phone contract which includes upgrades.

I go online to examine upgrade options. On SUnday he will receive a sparkly new Apple iPhone (he has been coveting mine for some time) and my monthly bill will go down to £13.50  :thumbsup:

He gets a birthday pressie and I save money. Result!
Bet he smashes/loses it before Christmas

I reckon he is knocking them out on the black market like...  noooo:
:thumbsup:

tis obvious now you mention it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54554 on: June 26, 2018, 10:20:47 AM »
Telly box folk have just asked if they can interview me about my TV dinners  eeek:
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