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In the IQOS shop...Salesman: Hello?BM: *points* I want one.SM: Do you smoke?BM: No, it is for LLSM: A gift?BM: YesSM: It is against the law to sell it to you...BM: What if I lie?SM: We have to demonstrate it and show you how to use it...BM:
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:19:52 AMIn the IQOS shop...Salesman: Hello?BM: *points* I want one.SM: Do you smoke?BM: No, it is for LLSM: A gift?BM: YesSM: It is against the law to sell it to you...BM: What if I lie?SM: We have to demonstrate it and show you how to use it...BM: Bonkers
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:19:52 AMIn the IQOS shop...Salesman: Hello?BM: *points* I want one.SM: Do you smoke?BM: No, it is for LLSM: A gift?BM: YesSM: It is against the law to sell it to you...BM: What if I lie?SM: We have to demonstrate it and show you how to use it...BM: Amazon?
Does she like her new moustache?
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2018, 09:27:13 AMQuote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:19:52 AMIn the IQOS shop...Salesman: Hello?BM: *points* I want one.SM: Do you smoke?BM: No, it is for LLSM: A gift?BM: YesSM: It is against the law to sell it to you...BM: What if I lie?SM: We have to demonstrate it and show you how to use it...BM: Bonkers It is... I could walk into the kiosk next door, buy a pack of Capstan Full Strength and a box of matches... Anyhoo... it turns out that they have a field sales force for such occasions and a laydee is coming to the house at 1:30 to demo/sell the system at the same price as in the shop...
Too nice a dayEnough of this going out. Money will likely be spent on things we don't really need
Quote from: Steve on June 29, 2018, 10:47:51 AMToo nice a dayEnough of this going out. Money will likely be spent on things we don't really need
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:36:13 AMQuote from: Nick on June 29, 2018, 09:27:13 AMQuote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:19:52 AMIn the IQOS shop...Salesman: Hello?BM: *points* I want one.SM: Do you smoke?BM: No, it is for LLSM: A gift?BM: YesSM: It is against the law to sell it to you...BM: What if I lie?SM: We have to demonstrate it and show you how to use it...BM: Bonkers It is... I could walk into the kiosk next door, buy a pack of Capstan Full Strength and a box of matches... Anyhoo... it turns out that they have a field sales force for such occasions and a laydee is coming to the house at 1:30 to demo/sell the system at the same price as in the shop... She is here... all done and dusted!
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 10:21:21 AMQuote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:36:13 AMQuote from: Nick on June 29, 2018, 09:27:13 AMQuote from: Barman on June 29, 2018, 09:19:52 AMIn the IQOS shop...Salesman: Hello?BM: *points* I want one.SM: Do you smoke?BM: No, it is for LLSM: A gift?BM: YesSM: It is against the law to sell it to you...BM: What if I lie?SM: We have to demonstrate it and show you how to use it...BM: Bonkers It is... I could walk into the kiosk next door, buy a pack of Capstan Full Strength and a box of matches... Anyhoo... it turns out that they have a field sales force for such occasions and a laydee is coming to the house at 1:30 to demo/sell the system at the same price as in the shop... She is here... all done and dusted! She's only had it five minutes... it is like GateGate all over again...
