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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54645 on: July 03, 2018, 06:00:23 AM »
Selfie!  lol:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54646 on: July 03, 2018, 07:11:29 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2018, 03:48:24 AM
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Going to do some wedding photography....  eeek:

Well that went okay...  whistle:

If you want to see pictures of fat, ugly slappers in inappropriate dresses and drunk people dancing I'll post the link...  noooo:
Well I’m sure we’d love to see but is it fair on them?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54647 on: July 03, 2018, 07:23:46 AM »
Miss I has written a sort of manifesto describing her ideal man who is to be recruited "after I have had my first baby at 35 using my gay friend's sperm donation"  eeek:

She has pretty exacting requirements.  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54648 on: July 03, 2018, 07:39:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 07:23:46 AM
Miss I has written a sort of manifesto describing her ideal man who is to be recruited "after I have had my first baby at 35 using my gay friend's sperm donation"  eeek:

She has pretty exacting requirements.  eeek: eeek:
Sounds like the sort of crap a dreamy teenager might write

Manifesto FFS  ::)   Life don't work that way
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54649 on: July 03, 2018, 07:40:49 AM »
It is quite specific. Not being permitted to drink coffee seems a bit extreme!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54650 on: July 03, 2018, 07:51:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 07:40:49 AM
It is quite specific. Not being permitted to drink coffee seems a bit extreme!
It has to be said:  she sounds more than a little  whacky115

She's clearly missing you
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54651 on: July 03, 2018, 07:57:12 AM »
There is also an expectation that the successful candidate will be capable of rock climbing and have several arcane academic interests as well as being a qualified psychoanalyst, amongst other things.

She asked if she was being "too demanding"?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54652 on: July 03, 2018, 09:49:06 AM »
Well if she has the baby first , as she has prescribed, all of that absolute nonsense will go out the window  - !!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54653 on: July 03, 2018, 09:54:48 AM »
I suggested she might compromise on the coffee ban, but she replied "NEVER!"

 I think she is still a bit emotional   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54654 on: July 03, 2018, 10:12:15 AM »
Bottom line - she hasn't got a clue what she wants and has made an impossible JD that can never be satisfied.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54655 on: July 03, 2018, 10:30:51 AM »
Isn't that what all wimmin do?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54656 on: July 03, 2018, 11:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 07:40:49 AM
It is quite specific. Not being permitted to drink coffee seems a bit extreme!

No coffee??? But, but, but that's just evil...  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54657 on: July 03, 2018, 11:25:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 07:23:46 AM
Miss I has written a sort of manifesto describing her ideal man who is to be recruited "after I have had my first baby at 35 using my gay friend's sperm donation"  eeek:

She has pretty exacting requirements.  eeek: eeek:

Mental...  whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54658 on: July 03, 2018, 11:28:01 AM »
JD has 37 unachievable items  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54659 on: July 03, 2018, 11:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 07:23:46 AM
Miss I has written a sort of manifesto describing her ideal man who is to be recruited "after I have had my first baby at 35 using my gay friend's sperm donation"  eeek:

She has pretty exacting requirements.  eeek: eeek:

Was she confused by you being given an effeminate acting role previously?  rubschin:
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