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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54660 on: July 03, 2018, 11:31:43 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

That was the "elderly poofter" incident from about 4 years ago

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54661 on: July 03, 2018, 11:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 11:31:43 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

That was the "elderly poofter" incident from about 4 years ago

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
the interweb never forgets
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54662 on: July 03, 2018, 11:35:08 AM »
Is it time for my Jock the window cleaner joke?  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54663 on: July 03, 2018, 11:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 11:35:08 AM
Is it time for my Jock the window cleaner joke?  angel1
I'm so hoping that's a proper name and not a verb
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54664 on: July 03, 2018, 11:36:43 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54665 on: July 03, 2018, 03:50:00 PM »
Just submitted a bid for a nice little writing contract with my new best friend, Lorna (who I have never met).
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54666 on: July 03, 2018, 05:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2018, 03:50:00 PM
Just submitted a bid for a nice little writing contract with my new best friend, Lorna (who I have never met).
A new author follow up to Tales of the Riverbank?  Tales of the Lock Bank?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54667 on: July 03, 2018, 05:37:51 PM »
Something I have no clue about, but Lorna will explain it to me (for a price)  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54668 on: July 04, 2018, 02:47:01 PM »
Being devious at the "office" and making friends with a new Spanish laydee  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54669 on: July 04, 2018, 05:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 02:47:01 PM
Being devious at the "office" and making friends with a new Spanish laydee  eyes:

You have a Spaniard in your work?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54670 on: July 04, 2018, 05:10:19 PM »
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She comes from Barcelona  cloud9: *






























































*awaits tissue jokes
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54671 on: July 04, 2018, 06:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 05:10:19 PM
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She comes from Barcelona  cloud9: *



*awaits tissue jokes
I’m thinking she’s Manuel from Fawlty Towers as that was his line. Amazing what they can do with surgery nowadays
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54672 on: July 05, 2018, 04:01:52 AM »
Going shopping in Limassol...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54673 on: July 05, 2018, 07:31:58 AM »
Skype with Miss I  cloud9:
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54674 on: July 05, 2018, 08:02:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2018, 07:31:58 AM
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:

About time for another Spanish trip   rubschin:
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