The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

In a wayward moment I have fixed the parasol Mrs K wanted slung away.  This folly will now haunt me in so many ways

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Werstshire where I have returned stuff to the library that I haven’t listened to which cost me £5.20.  🙄

[Miss Demeanour]

Looking at where I can go away to next ...I need an holiday 

[Nick]

   I could take you up the Trent 

[Grumpmeister]

  I could take you up the Trent 

I think she would rather you showed her mercy instead... 

[Nick]

[Barman]

Arrr.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

  I could take you up the Trent 

My mum told me to stay away from blokes offering to show me their canal 

[Grumpmeister]

  I could take you up the Trent 

My mum told me to stay away from blokes offering to show me their canal 

I'm impressed Miss D, you managed to resist the urge to add 'strange' in that comment even though Nick was wide open... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

  I could take you up the Trent 

My mum told me to stay away from blokes offering to show me their canal 

You Mum was a wise woman.   



Werstshire.     Although, I have had an unrealistic offer to go out tonight if I can get to Perpignan by 6pm.   

I am, of course, now looking at flights.   

[Steve]

  I could take you up the Trent 

I think she would rather you showed her mercy instead... 

[Miss Demeanour]

  I could take you up the Trent 

My mum told me to stay away from blokes offering to show me their canal 

You Mum was a wise woman.   



Werstshire.     Although, I have had an unrealistic offer to go out tonight if I can get to Perpignan by 6pm.   

I am, of course, now looking at flights.   

 

As it should be 

[Nick]

Back from a day full of cranks and drunks 

[Steve]

Back from a day full of cranks and drunks 

those damn mirrors eh?

[Nick]