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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55260 on: August 30, 2018, 09:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 30, 2018, 06:22:18 PM
Just got back from THE grisliest funeral I have ever been to and met some cousins I didn't even know I had, including a 70 year old lesbian Goth with piercings and metal plated Frankenstein boots  Shocked:

Simmering tensions and blood feuds galore. Nice buffet  :thumbsup:

Incredibly, the secret party next week was not mentioned  NickSick
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familes eh?  Whoever invented them had a sick sense of humour
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55261 on: August 31, 2018, 08:35:04 AM »
Building a 1:200 scale model of a Britten-Norman BN-2 Islander....  eeek:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55262 on: August 31, 2018, 08:50:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 08:35:04 AM
Building a 1:200 scale model of a Britten-Norman BN-2 Islander....  eeek:



One you've flown?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55263 on: August 31, 2018, 08:54:47 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2018, 08:50:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 08:35:04 AM
Building a 1:200 scale model of a Britten-Norman BN-2 Islander....  eeek:



One you've flown?

No, jumped out of...  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55264 on: August 31, 2018, 09:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2018, 08:50:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 08:35:04 AM
Building a 1:200 scale model of a Britten-Norman BN-2 Islander....  eeek:



One you've flown?

No, jumped out of...  lol:
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The 'sod this for a game of cowboys, I'm getting out of here' seal of approval for it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55265 on: August 31, 2018, 09:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2018, 09:35:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2018, 08:50:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 08:35:04 AM
Building a 1:200 scale model of a Britten-Norman BN-2 Islander....  eeek:



One you've flown?

No, jumped out of...  lol:
:thumbsup:

The 'sod this for a game of cowboys, I'm getting out of here' seal of approval for it?

Yes!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55266 on: August 31, 2018, 02:10:15 PM »
Miss I calls  cloud9:

Miss I: You know I went to LA last weekend
Me: Yes. How was it?
Miss I: I hired a car
Me:  facepalm:  Was that wise?

(Regular readers will recall that she learned to drive by "trial and error")

Miss I: I only crashed it a bit

 facepalm: facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55267 on: August 31, 2018, 02:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
Miss I calls  cloud9:

Miss I: You know I went to LA last weekend
Me: Yes. How was it?
Miss I: I hired a car
Me:  facepalm:  Was that wise?

(Regular readers will recall that she learned to drive by "trial and error")

Miss I: I only crashed it a bit

 facepalm: facepalm:

Strong in the farce she is, almost as much as you are Nick...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55268 on: August 31, 2018, 02:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
Miss I calls  cloud9:

Miss I: You know I went to LA last weekend
Me: Yes. How was it?
Miss I: I hired a car
Me:  facepalm:  Was that wise?

(Regular readers will recall that she learned to drive by "trial and error")

Miss I: I only crashed it a bit

 facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55269 on: August 31, 2018, 06:23:27 PM »
She asks if I am going for a visit, but I am not. Diary says that Saturday and Sunday are:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55270 on: September 01, 2018, 08:35:07 AM »
In the queue at the vets

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55271 on: September 01, 2018, 09:51:09 AM »
Oh what a day this will be



£100 poorer looks one cat’s got mild epilepsy- waiting for blood results

And now waiting for locksmith as have discovered you can’t get back in your house if another key is left in the reverse side of the lock

And these things come in threes don’t they
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55272 on: September 01, 2018, 09:54:40 AM »
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2018, 09:51:09 AM
Oh what a day this will be



£100 poorer looks one cat’s got mild epilepsy- waiting for blood results

And now waiting for locksmith as have discovered you can’t get back in your house if another key is left in the reverse side of the lock

And these things come in threes don’t they

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55273 on: September 01, 2018, 11:08:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2018, 09:54:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2018, 09:51:09 AM
Oh what a day this will be



£100 poorer looks one cat’s got mild epilepsy- waiting for blood results

And now waiting for locksmith as have discovered you can’t get back in your house if another key is left in the reverse side of the lock

And these things come in threes don’t they

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£70 for call out Locksmith, no I won't need a pay day loan

Two lessons though

a) Never leave a key in the inside side of a Eurolock, it will jam the lock

b) Always always always have a deadlockable door AND deadlock it (the key in reverse side preventing deadlocking.  I reckon it took him 10 seconds to open the door.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55274 on: September 02, 2018, 09:02:58 AM »
Or get  a bigger catflap  :thumbsup:
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