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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55275 on: September 02, 2018, 09:09:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2018, 09:02:58 AM
Or get  a bigger catflap  :thumbsup:
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 noooo:  the badgers would be in the house then.  After they'd finished there'd be nothing left worth nicking by the burglars
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55276 on: September 02, 2018, 09:14:47 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55277 on: September 02, 2018, 03:17:23 PM »
Can nock.   confused:   I have folded the washing, washed the dishes and little un has had a lesson in how to use a petrol lawnmower.   They have both been adopted by a tubby helpful 10 year old who is destined to be a foreman.   lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55278 on: September 04, 2018, 07:07:38 AM »
A day of 80th birthday stuff in several locations with a lot of old ladies and some difficult family members  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55279 on: September 04, 2018, 11:30:47 AM »
Working in chaos - yes the new restructured, non structured dept is in place  noooo: noooo: noooo:  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55280 on: September 04, 2018, 11:55:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 11:30:47 AM
Working in chaos - yes the new restructured, non structured dept is in place  noooo: noooo: noooo:  Banghead
get BM to print you an Uzi on his 3D printer.  That would bring the room into your way of thinking
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55281 on: September 04, 2018, 11:56:29 AM »
Chaos here too but no one to blame but ourselves
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55282 on: September 04, 2018, 12:36:40 PM »
I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55283 on: September 04, 2018, 12:44:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ?  rubschin:
A lot

The average person would need something like £1.5M to sensibly give up work. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55284 on: September 04, 2018, 01:33:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ?  rubschin:

Fourteen million to one - you just have to buy fourteen million tickets!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55285 on: September 04, 2018, 03:00:17 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 04, 2018, 12:44:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ?  rubschin:
A lot

The average person would need something like £1.5M to sensibly give up work.

I managed on about £335k, but then I've taken a fixed rate, impaired health annuity with no spouse provision.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55286 on: September 04, 2018, 03:06:24 PM »
Full of cake, wine and birthday buffet. Feel sick  sick2:

Going out for an Indian this evening apparently  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55287 on: September 04, 2018, 03:17:14 PM »
Oh, and the real ginger wing of the family were out in force today  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55288 on: September 04, 2018, 03:18:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2018, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ?  rubschin:

Fourteen million to one - you just have to buy fourteen million tickets!  :thumbsup:

Sounds very logical  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55289 on: September 04, 2018, 03:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 03:18:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2018, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ?  rubschin:

Fourteen million to one - you just have to buy fourteen million tickets!  :thumbsup:

Sounds very logical  rubschin:

Especially if you get all six plus the bonus ball on a mega bonus Eurobillions week... or something... shrugs:
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