The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Nod told me earlier that many years ago he worked in a school that introduced a House system. A discussion started about what the houses should be called,

One junior member of staff, ambitious and eager to curry favour with the management, suggested the Houses should be named after members of the management team.

Nod pointed out that the Head was called Mr Hoare.

And that was the end of that!

 

Because Bog Street Comp was right next to Heathrow Airport our houses were called BOAC, Luftansa, Alitalia and another one wot I can't remember... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Ours were named after planets

Mars was red of course ,

Saturn was yellow

Mercury was blue

and Jupiter was green

Really can't remember how you got allocated your planet though 

Also - how can I remember that shit when I forget the reason why I was just going to do something 2 seconds ago 

[Barman]

Ours were named after planets

Mars was red of course ,

Saturn was yellow

Mercury was blue

and Jupiter was green

Really can't remember how you got allocated your planet though 

Also - how can I remember that shit when I forget the reason why I was just going to do something 2 seconds ago 

Welcome to my werld...

[Nick]

I had the TV on and during the ad break I forgot what the programme was 

[Miss Demeanour]

Was Elton John signing to you again ?

[Nick]

What?

[Miss Demeanour]

The John Lewis ...what has this got to do with Christmas -ad

[Nick]

Ah, I seem to have missed that 

[Grumpmeister]

At the MoT place in Pafos with the Merc.

The car passes but the driver failed... 

[Nick]

I thought they did MoTs over the phone there 

[Barman]

I thought they did MoTs over the phone there 

I can't even spell MoT in Greek... 

[Nick]

Or prolly in English 

[Barman]

Or prolly in English 

No... 

[Darwins Selection]

Was Elton John signing to you again ?

Has Nick lost his sight as well now?

[Nick]

PARDON?