More chores at Chore Central
the dreaded Christmas card writing looms 
Moonpig! 
My sister got hers today, she said, "your handwriting has improved!" 

We seem to have bought some chocolate Xmas cards this year. To eat or to send is the big dilemma
Just sending an email is so tawdry. You might just as well write 'you're not worth my time you erk'
(maybe Nick does write that)