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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56355 on: December 17, 2018, 03:20:44 PM »
Yup  :thumbsup:

They would say that tho wouldn't they...?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56356 on: December 17, 2018, 03:29:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56357 on: December 17, 2018, 03:47:54 PM »
Just done a huge batch of Christmas cards. Why does envelope glue taste so shite?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56358 on: December 17, 2018, 03:48:53 PM »
I think it's made of melted down horses  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56359 on: December 17, 2018, 04:03:08 PM »
Just done a huge batch of Christmas cards. Why does envelope glue taste so shite?

And why is postage so 'spensive in the UK?  eeek:

I see there is now a thriving black market in used stamps!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56360 on: December 17, 2018, 05:58:04 PM »
Yup  :thumbsup:

They would say that tho wouldn't they...?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56362 on: December 17, 2018, 06:37:14 PM »
Yup  :thumbsup:

They would say that tho wouldn't they...?

...like the boiler man...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Place yer bets ladies and gents ..how long before it is gubbed again ?

Are you talking about the car or the boiler and what are the odds in each case?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56363 on: December 17, 2018, 07:06:40 PM »
I think it's made of melted down horses  whistle:
and incontinent ones at that



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56364 on: December 17, 2018, 07:12:00 PM »
Yup  :thumbsup:

They would say that tho wouldn't they...?

...like the boiler man...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Place yer bets ladies and gents ..how long before it is gubbed again ?

Are you talking about the car or the boiler and what are the odds in each case?  rubschin:

Can we get a Yankey on the car and the boiler...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56366 on: December 17, 2018, 07:33:20 PM »
I'll go for the accumulator and add in the phone too  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #56367 on: December 17, 2018, 07:34:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56368 on: December 17, 2018, 07:46:20 PM »
I'll go for the accumulator and add in the phone too  :thumbsup:

Car, phone, boiler and death before Xmas 2019... I'll have a fiver on that thanks!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56369 on: December 17, 2018, 07:48:53 PM »
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