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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57075 on: March 03, 2019, 02:47:18 PM »
No, he is tied up with his bonkers mother  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57076 on: March 03, 2019, 03:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 02:47:18 PM
No, he is tied up with his bonkers mother  noooo:
Kidnapped again eh?

When the ransom note arrives best ignore it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57077 on: March 03, 2019, 03:25:11 PM »
She has flooded the house and blown all the electrics. Nod is not best suited to fix this  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57078 on: March 03, 2019, 03:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 03:25:11 PM
She has flooded the house and blown all the electrics. Nod is not best suited to fix this  noooo: noooo:
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He needs professional help dealing with her
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« Reply #57079 on: March 03, 2019, 03:32:50 PM »
She is like a demented wild cat. He called the local leccy supplier, explained what she had done, said she was 91 and claimed he was out of the country. They came round and fixed it while he hid in the shed  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57080 on: March 03, 2019, 03:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 03:32:50 PM
She is like a demented wild cat. He called the local leccy supplier, explained what she had done, said she was 91 and claimed he was out of the country. They came round and fixed it while he hid in the shed  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57081 on: March 03, 2019, 03:38:50 PM »
Frankly, he is praying she will die soon, but he has a point. She is a nightmare and also a fervent Born Again who lectures him a lot about God's will  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57082 on: March 03, 2019, 03:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 03:38:50 PM
Frankly, he is praying she will die soon, but he has a point. She is a nightmare and also a fervent Born Again who lectures him a lot about God's will  noooo: noooo: noooo:

She should have left the lekky off then if god wanted it that way... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57083 on: March 03, 2019, 04:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 03:38:50 PM
Frankly, he is praying she will die soon, but he has a point. She is a nightmare and also a fervent Born Again who lectures him a lot about God's will  noooo: noooo: noooo:
There's a reason the phrase 'not safe with scissors' exists.  I guess it was an RCD that shut off the power when water met lethal level volts but surely she's becoming a danger to others and their property

Please say there's no gas in her house
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57084 on: March 03, 2019, 04:28:17 PM »
He has Power of Attorney but is too scared to use it as she is bonkers  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57085 on: March 03, 2019, 06:56:18 PM »
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SO what are you going to make?  ::)

Does it do pizza?
noooo: Just lizards

Other stuff too!  inane:








The fish are printed as one part, all interlocked and moving in all directions!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57086 on: March 03, 2019, 07:14:41 PM »
Thrilling  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57087 on: March 03, 2019, 07:18:38 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57088 on: March 03, 2019, 07:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 07:14:41 PM
Thrilling  ::)
lol: lol: lol:

He'll need to print a cupboard to put all that shite in

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57089 on: March 03, 2019, 09:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2019, 07:26:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2019, 07:14:41 PM
Thrilling  ::)
lol: lol: lol:

He'll need to print a cupboard to put all that shite in

 lol: lol: lol:
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