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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57555 on: April 13, 2019, 04:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 04:32:43 PM
You'll get £5K without seeing a quackter...
And be entered into a ledger of sus claimants

No... ::)

My niece has done it several times. They asked Nick if he had any injuries and he says, "my neck and back are really sore" and they bung offer him £5K instead of going to the quackter and potentially finding a serious injury...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57556 on: April 13, 2019, 04:46:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2019, 03:05:49 PM
Oddly, got back to Nottingham and some cvnt drove into the back of my new car cussing: cussing:

We stopped and he suggested moving to a quieter place to exchange details (it was a busy junction).

I agreed.

He then drove off Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I have his reg number. I have informed the police. They say this is an offence. My insurers say his car is insured and they know who he is. The plod are on his tail

They ask if I have any injuries that require compensation  angel1 rubschin:
So what was the description of said cvnt?  Just so we can form a picture of this bastard and burn him in effigy

I have an alibi BTW
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57557 on: April 13, 2019, 04:48:57 PM »
Big bloke with a shaved head  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57558 on: April 13, 2019, 04:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2019, 04:48:57 PM
Big bloke with a shaved head  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Police will let him off then and blame you instead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57559 on: April 13, 2019, 05:00:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57560 on: April 13, 2019, 05:33:01 PM »
Enjoying the daily updates of your tour Mr Barman sir  :thumbsup:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57561 on: April 13, 2019, 06:06:21 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2019, 05:33:01 PM
Enjoying the daily updates of your tour Mr Barman sir  :thumbsup:



 ;)

Thank you!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57562 on: April 13, 2019, 06:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 03:21:42 PM
Cape Town Day 6

Dull weather but another great day!

6Km walk along the beach followed by a trip to the fish market to buy live Oysters and Crayfish for supper.

Then back to the market we visited last Sunday for lunch, drinks and some brilliant live music.

Lastly to a mall for supplies and home…


Day Six
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So if you had a choice of living in Smugland or SA which would you choose?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57563 on: April 13, 2019, 06:18:18 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 03:21:42 PM
Cape Town Day 6

Dull weather but another great day!

6Km walk along the beach followed by a trip to the fish market to buy live Oysters and Crayfish for supper.

Then back to the market we visited last Sunday for lunch, drinks and some brilliant live music.

Lastly to a mall for supplies and home…


Day Six
:thumbsup:

So if you had a choice of living in Smugland or SA which would you choose?

Well, I've only been here a week but SA wins by miles at the moment...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57564 on: April 13, 2019, 06:28:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 06:18:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 03:21:42 PM
Cape Town Day 6

Dull weather but another great day!

6Km walk along the beach followed by a trip to the fish market to buy live Oysters and Crayfish for supper.

Then back to the market we visited last Sunday for lunch, drinks and some brilliant live music.

Lastly to a mall for supplies and home…


Day Six
:thumbsup:

So if you had a choice of living in Smugland or SA which would you choose?

Well, I've only been here a week but SA wins by miles at the moment...  redface:
That's what comes over in the pics
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57565 on: April 13, 2019, 07:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 06:06:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2019, 05:33:01 PM
Enjoying the daily updates of your tour Mr Barman sir  :thumbsup:



 ;)

Thank you!  :thumbsup:

Well, that was a waste of me time  ;)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57566 on: April 13, 2019, 07:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 06:18:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 03:21:42 PM
Cape Town Day 6

Dull weather but another great day!

6Km walk along the beach followed by a trip to the fish market to buy live Oysters and Crayfish for supper.

Then back to the market we visited last Sunday for lunch, drinks and some brilliant live music.

Lastly to a mall for supplies and home…


Day Six
:thumbsup:

So if you had a choice of living in Smugland or SA which would you choose?

Well, I've only been here a week but SA wins by miles at the moment...  redface:

I.ll house-sit......... Thumbs:   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57567 on: April 13, 2019, 08:32:19 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2019, 07:55:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 06:06:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2019, 05:33:01 PM
Enjoying the daily updates of your tour Mr Barman sir  :thumbsup:



 ;)

Thank you!  :thumbsup:

Well, that was a waste of me time  ;)


Pearls>>Swine.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57568 on: April 13, 2019, 10:40:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 04:32:43 PM
You'll get £5K without seeing a quackter...
And be entered into a ledger of sus claimants

This is Nick we are talking about, odds are given his history of many bizzare accidents he's already on one of those ledgers...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57569 on: April 14, 2019, 04:42:52 AM »
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