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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57750 on: April 26, 2019, 10:05:40 AM »
Mr Baxter and his boys have not shown up  evil:

Well, it is Good Friday... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57751 on: April 26, 2019, 11:42:05 AM »
Is it time for my steak and kidney pie joke?

I think it is!  :thumbsup:
Well they’ve taken the kidney away now so just have to have Quorn instead

Anyway I’m lighter by one kidney and one tumour and may get to go home this afternoon

Splendid!  :thumbsup:
Well seems I’m not going home today.   Not helped by Mrs K having the woman flu wot I gave her. Had to get a friend to bring her in today

Back on tubes in and out :-(
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57752 on: April 26, 2019, 11:45:06 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57753 on: April 26, 2019, 11:45:13 AM »
Is it time for my steak and kidney pie joke?

I think it is!  :thumbsup:
Well they’ve taken the kidney away now so just have to have Quorn instead

Anyway I’m lighter by one kidney and one tumour and may get to go home this afternoon

Splendid!  :thumbsup:
Well seems I’m not going home today.   Not helped by Mrs K having the woman flu wot I gave her. Had to get a friend to bring her in today

Back on tubes in and out :-(

Oh shame... But then better safe that sorry...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57754 on: April 26, 2019, 11:48:01 AM »
S, any nice nurses?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57755 on: April 26, 2019, 11:57:36 AM »
S, any nice nurses?  eyes:
Of course
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57756 on: April 26, 2019, 12:01:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57757 on: April 26, 2019, 12:28:37 PM »
Probably over running on another job etc etc etc  noooo:

They forgot  evil:  Monday morning, when I have two other men in with big hoses.
























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57758 on: April 26, 2019, 12:29:56 PM »
Probably over running on another job etc etc etc  noooo:

They forgot  evil:  Monday morning, when I have two other men in with big hoses.
























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I read it as 'big noses'...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57759 on: April 26, 2019, 12:31:56 PM »
It's yer age  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57760 on: April 26, 2019, 01:17:04 PM »
Probably over running on another job etc etc etc  noooo:

They forgot  evil:  Monday morning, when I have two other men in with big hoses.
























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I read it as 'big noses'...  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57761 on: April 27, 2019, 06:13:40 AM »
Off to me lock, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57762 on: April 27, 2019, 06:43:58 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57763 on: April 27, 2019, 11:16:37 AM »
Mr Baxter and his boys have not shown up  evil:

Well, it is Good Friday... ::)

Only because Cyprus is a week behind the UK...   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57764 on: April 27, 2019, 11:30:40 AM »
Mr Baxter and his boys have not shown up  evil:

Well, it is Good Friday... ::)

Only because Cyprus is a week 10 years behind the UK...   whistle:

Fixed that for ya!  :thumbsup:
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