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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57915 on: May 08, 2019, 03:28:11 PM »
More bookings for this week...... eeek:............ Banghead

I reckon last night was enough for a week!  eeek:
Maybe the free food was worth all the broken bones, equipment etc

No food....... cussing:

Don't tell me you've forgotten your golden rule? Get to the free food before the guests or there will be non left for you...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57916 on: May 08, 2019, 05:29:22 PM »
Weird day out with a very poorly Miss C involving:

Visit to some sort of dairy farm where she bought prodigious quantities of unpasteurised milk and lots of empty bottles
Lunch in a pub run by a branch of the Addams Family scared2:
Attempted theft of my car (by Miss C) after making the mistake of taking morphine with Pinot Grigio
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57917 on: May 08, 2019, 05:46:12 PM »
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So Miss C was trying to escape from you ?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57918 on: May 08, 2019, 05:52:57 PM »
Good job she passed out again  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57919 on: May 08, 2019, 05:55:34 PM »
Weird day out with a very poorly Miss C involving:

Visit to some sort of dairy farm where she bought prodigious quantities of unpasteurised milk and lots of empty bottles
Lunch in a pub run by a branch of the Addams Family scared2:
Attempted theft of my car (by Miss C) after making the mistake of taking morphine with Pinot Grigio
Wheelchair adventures on a 1:3 gradient  NickSick
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Bet you made her day though  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57920 on: May 08, 2019, 05:56:51 PM »
Poor owld trout only gets out when she has to go into hospital  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57921 on: May 08, 2019, 06:05:39 PM »
Poor owld trout only gets out when she has to go into hospital  noooo:

Well done Mr. Nick, you've done the whole VP very proud!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57922 on: May 08, 2019, 09:09:45 PM »
Poor owld trout only gets out when she has to go into hospital  noooo:

Well done Mr. Nick, you've done the whole VP very proud!  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57923 on: May 08, 2019, 09:18:46 PM »
Back from werk...Nice people tonight ...... Thumbs:


But F55K moi......Had a request For the 1st time ever for J Rush..The power of Love....Shit song but one of my fathers favs....... .... eeek: eeek: sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57924 on: May 08, 2019, 09:43:23 PM »
Back from werk...Nice people tonight ...... Thumbs:


But F55K moi......Had a request For the 1st time ever for J Rush..The power of Love....Shit song but one of my fathers favs....... .... eeek: eeek: sad24:
Oh noes, it's a classic.  Superb production and IIRC top selling single that year.  Certainly way better than the two other same time singles of same title.  Really suprised it's not a wedding favourite

Wasn't Rush German?   And a one hit wunder
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57925 on: May 08, 2019, 09:59:24 PM »
Poor owld trout only gets out when she has to go into hospital  noooo:

Well done Mr. Nick, you've done the whole VP very proud!  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57926 on: May 09, 2019, 06:42:59 AM »
Waiting in for a delivery  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57927 on: May 09, 2019, 07:42:20 AM »
Waiting in for a delivery  ::)

Me too!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57928 on: May 09, 2019, 07:51:30 AM »
You'll prolly get mine  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57929 on: May 09, 2019, 08:02:11 AM »
You'll prolly get mine  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Prolly... ::)

...what is it...?  rubschin:
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